We got this afternoon
You've got this table for two
One thing I've left to do
I've discovered you
Discovering food

One mile to every inch of
Your belly like gelatin
Please lay off the candy apples and
All the bubblegum

And if you want bread
We'll bake it
Swimming a deep sea
Of gravy
Take all the big pieces
And break 'em
It'll be done in a while

Your fridge Is a wonderland
You're so fat its no wonder
(Let me get a napkin for your greasy hands)
Your fridge Is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way the crumbs
fall in your face
I love the shape you take when running
towards the oven
You tell me what temperature to put it on and
Though I might leave to find more food
I'll never let your stomach hit the floor
Without a gurdle beneath it

You want hotdogs?
We'll make it
And cook us some pigs in
A blanket
So wiggle your big ass
And beg for 'em
I promise you'll eat in a little while
Your fridge Is a wonderland
You're so damn big its a wonder
(I'm going to buy some more ham)
Your fridge Is a wonderland

Damn baby
Your weight frustrates me
I know your saying "the dessert is mine all mine all mine"
But your ass is big it breaks furniture sometimes

Your fridge Is a wonderland
Now how big you got is no wonder
(I'm about to run like hell)
Your fridge is a wonderland
Your fridge Is a wonderland