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Yeah

I was losing big time on a keno machine
My money was running out
I told myself a large number of times to stop or
My vacation will be in real doubt

Next thing I knew I was casually strolling down the Strip
No different than the day before
That's when I saw it. Ooh, I saw it
I barged right in through the glass door, glass door

It was a
Las Vegas Buffet
The kind you find in any casino
Las Vegas Buffet
Any one will do after losing at keno
Las Vegas Buffet
I think I'm hungry

When I came in
The hostess had to ask me
If I wanted a non-smoking booth

Than I went
To the buffet and loaded my plate
Under the clean sneeze guards
I found out her name was Ruth

I found that stale shrimp cocktail never turned me on
But something about the steak and eggs mixed.

I wasn't too bright
Because I overfilled my plate
My appetite was just nixed

It was a
Las Vegas Buffet
The kind you find in any casino
Las Vegas Buffet
Any one will do after losing at keno
Las Vegas Buffet
I think I'm hungry

The prime rib looks good when it is freshly carved
And the horseradish is really hot.
However, I had room for crab legs
Expensive it is not

Listen
They say all buffets aren't the greatest
But I'll tell ya
For the price of nine dollars it is the best

It is all you can eat
Better value than most
With the food as fine as it was then

(Las Vegas Buffet)
The kind you find (the kind you find)
The kind you find (in any casino)
Oh my my
(Las Vegas Buffet)
(Any one will do)
Where have the three buck steak and eggs gone to? (after losing at keno)
Yeah (Las Vegas Buffet)

I think I...I think I ...I think I'm hungry.

(Las Vegas Buffet)
Oh my my
Oh my my (The kind you find)
(in any casino)
(Las Vegas Buffet)
Where have the three buck steak and eggs gone to? (Any one will do)
(after losing at keno)
(Las Vegas Buffet)
I think I'm hungry