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Song Parodies -> "Spider-Man (Michael Jackson's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Theme from Spider-Man"

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Parody Song Title:

"Spider-Man (Michael Jackson's Song)"

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The Lyrics

(Reuters) - A Santa Maria judge on Thursday ordered pop star Michael Jackson to undergo a medical examination after the pop star failed to show up for court because of a spider bite. Jackson was scheduled to face further cross-examination in a $21 million lawsuit over canceled millennium concerts, but instead was absent from the courthouse in Santa Maria, about 170 miles north of Los Angeles in central California.
Spiderman, Spiderman
Misses court however he can
See his face? It's a fright!
Now he's got a spider bite
Look out, Michael's the Spiderman

Is he hurt? On the lam
Now they cannot cross-exam
He's under a doctor's care
Says he can't go anywhere
Hey there, Michael's the Spiderman

He says he cannot budge
He is charged with a crime
To appease the judge
He'll arrive just in time

Spiderman Spiderman
Michael Jackson's the Spiderman
Wealth and fame, he's adored
Publicity his reward
Look out, Michael's the Spiderman

No nose, life is a great big freak show
But hey, what do we know?
Michael's the Spiderman

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Noodle Boy - December 06, 2002 - Report this comment
jonny - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
that was so funny!
ChuckyG - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment
actually, that was someone really named Jonny that left that comment ages ago.

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