I Ate Somethings At Least Eight Times
Had The Way To Swallow Them Memorized

I Even Ate The Stuff Out Of Stretch Armstrong

I Ate Somethings Out Of My Backyard
I Ate The Corners Off Of Baseball Cards

I Even Ate Some Evil Kneivel Scabs Off Of My Right Arm

That's When I Ate Somethin'
In The World I Grew Up In

I Remember Those Days
I Ate A-Track Tapes

Oh, Back Now I Can See Me
Oh, I Think I Ate Somethin' Cheesy

Now I Can't Eat Nothin'
Because I Ate Somethin'

It Was The Dawning Of A New Decade
I Something Out Of A Microwave

Dad Broke Down When I Ate His Sideburns Off

I Ate The Stickers Off Of My Rubix Cube
I Ate Stuff All Afternoon
I Even Ate A Pair Of Daisy Dukes, Cutoff Jeans

I Ate Things That Fell Out Of The Sky
Oh, It Made Me Cry

Yeah, I Ate Somethin' In The World I Grew Up In

I Ate Small Toy Black Transams, Big Hair, And Parachute Pants

Lookin' Back Now I Can See Me
Oh, I Think I Ate Somethin' Cheesy

Now I Can't Eat Nothin
Oh, Because I Ate Somethin

Now I Got An Ulcer, And I Cannot Pee
But I've Gained Some Responsibilty

Maked Me Wish (Wish), Sometimes (Sometimes)
I Could Eat Somethin'
In The World I'm Growin' Up In

I Remeber When I Ate A Toy Black Transam, Big Hair, And Parachute Pants

Looking Back Now I Can See Me
I Think I Ate Somethin' Cheesy

Now I Can't Eat Nothin'
Because I Ate Somethin'