Shower in the morning
Before I go to church
Saw a man outside
The guy from "Star Search"
Naked in my towel
I ran across my flat
Thought I'd won the lottery
But that was just a gag

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Cause I heard it in the school
And I saw him laugh so shrill
I knew I had been fooled
And I knew it was the 1st of April

Day of the jester
The jackass laughs & plots away
And makes the naïve pay
And every time
He don't care how far he goes
And no one wants to slow him down
Down at my front door
The bastard tries to hide a smile
And I my angry scowl

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Now I'm in control
No longer seeing red
Once enraged but now I'm calm
And I still remember
Your sweet little prank
Light a bottle rocket
And shove it down your pants

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