-> "Trent Lott's White Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Trent Lott's White Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Richard Cairo and Lover Dudley
The Lyrics
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
just like the ones Strom used to know
with the crosses burning,
and snow banks turning
red from the coloreds we laid low
I'm dreaming of a white country
with every Senate bill I write
May your pollsters be mighty and tight
And may all your constituents be white
I'm dreaming of a white future,
the world ruled by a Master Race
If Strom done gone been elected
Civil rights they'd be rejected
And darkies would be kept right in their place
I'm dreaming of a white planet
Without a spic, gook, coon, or kike
I say Mistah Thurmond was right
Please keep all your neighborhoods pure white
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