We liberals in the House seem to lose our way,
Glories of Tip O'Neill are of another day.
We feel terribly unreal
With rejections in elections,
But we'll move left to that woman from the bay.

We'll dump Gephardt for San Francisco's
Own Congresswoman Pelosi.
Nancy will open women's doors
And oppose Iraqi wars.
If terror threatens everywhere,
I don't care.

The left will start like Fidel Castro,
We'll castrate the economy
To be where taxes just increase
And businesses decease.
The IRS might need repair,
I don't care.

The left loves art, but not like Van Gogh,
We fund works of poop and pee.
We give needles to drug users,
Paroles to child abusers.
You might find hope in public prayer,
I don't care.

The left is smart, but we can't say no
To the gun control lobby.
To be where only thieves and gangs
Own all of the bang-bangs.
Lives might be saved by guns you bear,
I don't care.

That leftist tart from San Francisco
Capitol Hill calls Pelosi.
With support from the Senate, she'd
Spend half way to infinity.
Our plans might bankrupt Medicare,
I don't care.

Her votes are there in San Francisco,
But not in Washington, DC.
Our plans cannot pass into law, so
Thank Gore we're the minority.