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Song Parodies -> "Trent's Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire"

Original Song Title:

"Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Trent's Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire"

Parody Written by:

Alan

The Lyrics

Trent's nuts roasting on an open fire
Bill Frist nipping at his toes
Apartheid drivel that's denied by a liar
With a background bio like Jim Crow's

Everybody knows this turkey should say "gotta go"
He can't make this country white
Good 'ole boys, with their ass on the line
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that colored folk are here to stay
and they can't bar them from their Univers - i - tay.
And ev'ry mother's child is on the public dole
To see if congress really has a soul

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
for bigots one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Racist assholes, screw you

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