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Song Parodies -> "Make Me Dinner Or Leave Bitch"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"

Original Performer:

Jack Norworth/Baseball Theme

Parody Song Title:

"Make Me Dinner Or Leave Bitch"

Parody Written by:

AmishJD

The Lyrics

this is about when the husband comes home and he's angry because dinner isnt ready. the pacing is 96% accurate. this is a short song but this might be my best parody. I'm real curious to see how good this does. VOTE AND COMMENT ON IT PLEASE
Make me dinner or leave bitch
Make it fast as you can
Put a hot dog in the microwave
I don't care if you break a nail
So I sit, sit, sit
on the damn couch
Where is my food, it's a shame
For it's one, two, three, minutes
Too long
And the house is in flames
Copyright Jason DeWitt

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 2.9
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 30

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   6
 12
 9
 
 2   2
 1
 5
 
 3   6
 3
 2
 
 4   8
 5
 5
 
 5   8
 9
 9
 

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Kristina Emily - March 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Although I am a woman and an "equalist", I have to admit that was pretty damn funny :-)
Michael Pacholek - March 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Have you ever heard "Put Another Log On the Fire"? No, it's not a parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire." It's by Shel Silverstein, one of the great musical humorists and satirists, the same guy who wrote the much-parodied "A Boy Named Sue" for Johnny Cash. Judging by this parody, this Shel song sounds like it's right up your alley. Here's a link to the lyrics, hope it makes you laugh: http://www.banned-width.com/shel/works/log.html

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