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Song Parodies -> "Santa Clause Is Going To Drown"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Clause Is Coming To Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Clause Is Going To Drown"
Parody Written by:
DarkJon64
The Lyrics
If that sick bastard watches me while I sleep, I hope he reads this.
You better watch out, because he might die
He's swimming with trout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is going to drown!
He's tryin' to catch fish, but didn't think twice
He's gonna get sucked right under the ice
Santa Claus is going to drown!
I saw him, he was swimming
He could not stay afloat
He just wanted to catch some fish
And he fell right off the boat!
You better watch out, because he might die
He's swimming with trout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is going to drown!
He's swimming with trout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is going to drown!
He's tryin' to catch fish, but didn't think twice
He's gonna get sucked right under the ice
Santa Claus is going to drown!
I saw him, he was swimming
He could not stay afloat
He just wanted to catch some fish
And he fell right off the boat!
You better watch out, because he might die
He's swimming with trout, I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is going to drown!
jonny_marko@hotmail.com
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This is sick, twisted, and perverted! I couldn't stop laughing!
Damn! This was the first thought for a "Santa Claus is coming to town" Idle parody - must have been a vague memory hanging around, but I thought I'd better search first and I knew this looked familiar.
I love this Parody......It let me laughing for hours.....
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