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Song Parodies -> "Fat Pig"

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Original Performer:

Enrique Iglesias

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Pig"

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The Lyrics

Before you read this, may I warn all vegetarians that this song does contain meat products. This song has been given a certificate D for DELICIOUS!
Fat Pig By Mwrlyn

(Oh my god, you fat pig!)

Would you dance if I took off my pants?
Would you run if you looked up my kilt?
Would you cry if I slapped your bottom?
Would you catch a sole for tea?

Would you tremble if I touched your lips?
Would you laugh if I showed you this?
Now would you cry for the one you love?
Hold it in your arms tonight!


Yes you are a fat pig baby!
No I cannot ease the pain!
It's your own problem fatty!
You're a pig, so go away!

Would you swear if I trod on your foot?
Would you lie if you had to walk a mile?
It is in too deep! Have I lost my mind?
I don't care if you're here tonight.



Oh, I just wanna cook you.
I just wanna cook you, oh yeah.
Is it in too deep? Have I lost my mind?
I don't care if you're here tonight.


Yes you are a fat pig!
No I cannot ease your pain!
I'm gonna sta-a-b you forever!
You're a pig, so go away!
You're a pig, so go away!
Oh my god, you fat pig......

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