-> "Such a Hoe"
Original Song Title:
"Beautiful"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Such a Hoe"
Parody Written by:
JuJu Bean
The Lyrics
Don't look at me
Everyday is so wonderful
Then suddenly
I see the real me
Now and then I get insecure
Cuz I'm so fake
I'm so ashamed
I'm such a hoe
It's true what they say
Its all around town
I'm such a hoe
In every single way
Yes, it's all over the world
Oh no!!
So don't you look at me that way
I lost all my friends, cuz I'm too slu**ish
I'm so consumed
In all my doom, hoe-oh-oh-oh
Tryin too hard to be a sexxi chick
Half my clothes gone
And my buttons undone
Yeh, that's the way it is
Cuz you can be a hoe
No matter what they say
Hey, it worked for me
Oh no
Cuz you can be a hoe
In every single way
Yes, I said it worked for me
Oh no
So don't you look at me that way
No matter what we do
(No matter what we do)
No matter what we say
(No matter what we say)
We're the voices in the head
(Yeah oh yeah)
Full of horrible mistakes
And everywhere we go
(Everywhere we go)
The sun will always shine
(Where it wasn't meant to shine)
And tomorrow we might awake
On the other side
Cuz we can be a hoe
No matter what they say
Hey, it worked for me
Oh no
We are such hoes
In every single way
Yes, it worked for me
Oh no
So don't you look at us that way
Oh oh
Don't you look at me....
That way
Don't you look at me, ohhhh
That way
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