It starts with....
One thing, exercise.
You've got to move those hips to burn off those thighs.
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
How to lose
The fat hanging from your hips,
Stop eating dip and potato chips.
Try to stick to only three meals a day.
Don't eat your life away,
Avoid the veal.
Try to get your weight below
One kiloton will be your window.
Trying to lose weight but I already know
You're happily content watching
Your waist grow.
Should have put the food aside
'Cause even though you tried
You plugged up your heart.
And what it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when

You tried so hard
To lose it all,
But in the end
You only got fatter.

You ate raw eggs,
Played raquetball.
But in the end
You only got fatter.

I put my trust, in you.
I said to avoid those deviled eggs.
And from all this,
I got a bill from Jenny Craig.

I put my trust, in you.
I told you to work those legs.
And for all this,
You owe three grand to Jenny Craig.

You tried so hard,
To lose it all.
But in the end
You only got fatter.

Tried to diet,
But dropped the ball.
'Cause in the end
You only got fatter.