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Song Parodies -> "Constipated"
Original Song Title:
"Complicated"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"Constipated"
Parody Written by:
~*Krazy KAYLA*~
The Lyrics
Chill out, what ya stranin' for?
It smells just like ur shit before
And if you could only let it be then you would see
Yes I know constipations hard...
When you think ur 'bout to fart
out comes a turd, a hard one.
On the toilet straining so hard
You're rubbing you back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to make the turds come out
they're stuck like you can't believe
Tell me
Why'd you have to go eat cheese and get constipated
When you just can't s*** it out you get frustrated
Ya really can't take it WHEW!
And you push and you strain and you ache
'till the break of dawn
Laxatives won't help you need to be sudated
OH OH OH
It came out right about
after you took you laxatives
It was hard and you can see
you're making me
grab on to my nose and never let go
It stinks so bad oh!
You know you're not fooling anyone
When you've become...
On the toilet straining so hard
You're rubbing you back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to make the turds come out
they're stuck like you can't believe
Tell me
Why'd you have to go eat cheese and get constipated
When you just can't s*** it out you get frustrated
Ya really can't take it WHEW!
And you push and you strain and you ache
'till the break of dawn
Laxatives won't help you need to be sudated
OH OH OH
It smells just like ur shit before
And if you could only let it be then you would see
Yes I know constipations hard...
When you think ur 'bout to fart
out comes a turd, a hard one.
On the toilet straining so hard
You're rubbing you back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to make the turds come out
they're stuck like you can't believe
Tell me
Why'd you have to go eat cheese and get constipated
When you just can't s*** it out you get frustrated
Ya really can't take it WHEW!
And you push and you strain and you ache
'till the break of dawn
Laxatives won't help you need to be sudated
OH OH OH
It came out right about
after you took you laxatives
It was hard and you can see
you're making me
grab on to my nose and never let go
It stinks so bad oh!
You know you're not fooling anyone
When you've become...
On the toilet straining so hard
You're rubbing you back like you can't relax
You're tryin' to make the turds come out
they're stuck like you can't believe
Tell me
Why'd you have to go eat cheese and get constipated
When you just can't s*** it out you get frustrated
Ya really can't take it WHEW!
And you push and you strain and you ache
'till the break of dawn
Laxatives won't help you need to be sudated
OH OH OH
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that was funny. I wish Avril had sung this song than the other one.
wow, I didnt know the idea was so popular...I was the first to think of it, only when I submitted, someone else did too, the same song...I guess it isnt too hard to think up....
it's a very common concept. I think the first complicated parody to make this site, in june or early july, was also called constipated
That was good, though I've already heard it like 20 million times. Everyone claims to have thought of it, now that should be a parody.
It was funny the first time, guys.
What a genious
i have to agree with her that it was funny the first time , but i mean 100 different versions of complicated and then saying they made up the idea , i think thats a lie.
What's u guys probs? I liked it.
I thought it was funny, but pacing and rhyme scheme was off. 344
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