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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

Rigt Said Fred, Right Foot Fred

Band Name Origins:

  • After Bernard Cribbins' 1962 top-ten-hit "Right Said Fred". Richard and Fred Fairbrass confirmed this in several interviews. Submitted by: Cade Sinclair
  • After Bernard Cribbins 1962 top-ten-hit "Right Said Fred". Richard and Fred Fairbrass confirmed this in several interviews.The song is about three guys shifting a piano. Bernard Cribbinssings with accompaniment directed by Johnnie Spence. Words and Music by Rudge-Dicks. This informastion is from a record called "Just for Laughs" by EMI. Submitted by: Bernhard Hausner

Stupid Band Names:

  • Huh? hmm...let's just listen to the next three words in the conversation next to us ???? How about Left Said Wilma? Submitted by: Harry

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Up Said BarneyVery complementary to one of the new namesArchie C.
Left Said WilmaAn alternate to Mads' submission (right/left)Oliver South
Wrong Said WilmaOpposite/much more funMads

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"No One On Earth,"There are many people on Earth.Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Why Should I Love You?," Kate Bush"I'm Too Sexy," Right Said Fred
"Why Can't I Be You?," The Cure"I'm Too Sexy," Right Said Fred
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?," Rod Stewart"I'm Too Sexy," Right Said Fred
"Stand Up (For The Champions)," Right Said Fred"We Are The Champions," Queen
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Stand Up (For The Campions)" originally "Stand Up (For The Champions)"
Campion = any of certain flowers in carnation fam.
Laura Wilkins

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"No One Own Earth" originally "No One On Earth"
Right, nobody owns the whole Earth.
Fiscal Cliff Richard
"No Ione On Earth" originally "No One On Earth"
But there are on Earth those named Ione.
Naomi Swanson
"No One On Hearth" originally "No One On Earth"
Naomi Swanson
"No One Won Earth" originally "No One On Earth"
Naomi Swanson
"No Pone On Earth" originally "No One On Earth"
Naomi Swanson

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"No One An Earth" originally "No One On Earth"
Right, no person is an earth.
Fiscal Cliff Richard
"No One Of Earth" originally "No One On Earth"
Fiscal Cliff Richard
"Do One On Earth" originally "No One On Earth"
Do one what on Earth?
Fiscal Cliff Richard
"To One On Earth" originally "No One On Earth"
New song addresses someone on Earth
Fiscal Cliff Richard
"No Ore On Earth" originally "No One On Earth"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Mar 30
a parody of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
Saga of a Food Critic, enhanced with Tire Pump and HandFarts.
YouTube: (Video)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"I'm Too Sexy""I'm Too Edgy"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"I'm Too Sexy""He's Too Chewy"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"I'm Too Sexy""Fashion Fish"Pierre Sardine
"I'm Too Sexy""I'm Too Picky"Jim Rotondo
"I'm Too Sexy""I'm Too Sexist"Hu's On First
"You're My Mate""I'm Not Gay"Hu's On First
"I'm Too Sexy""Grandma's Too Sexy"Jarryd Stewart
"I'm Too Sexy""I'm Too Sexist"Sexist Kit Rowe
"I'm Too Sexy""I'm Too Tired"MasonR
"I'm Too Sexy""I'm Dyslexic"Red Ant

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
InfectedMucinexBrian

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I'm Too SexyModeling Agency XRaySpecks

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Tell Me Why
   The Beatles
I'm Too Sexy
   Right Said Fred
Tell Me Why I'm Too Sexy
Jacynthia Maries
Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
   Rod Stewart
I'm Too Sexy
   Right Said Fred
D'ya Think I'm Too Sexy?
Raphael
I'm Too Sexy
   Right Said Fred
Sexy And 17
   The Stray Cats
I'm Too Sexy And 17
Tarzan
I'm Too Sexy
   Right Said Fred
To Be With You
   Mr. Big
I'm Too Sexy To Be With You
These songs were back-to-back #1's in the U.S.!
Eric Andrews
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

O.V. Wright Said Fred
O.V. Wright combined with Right Said Fred
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Priscilla Wright Said Fred
Priscilla Wright combined with Right Said Fred
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Ruby Wright Said Fred
Ruby Wright combined with Right Said Fred
Submitted By: Candy Welty
Betty Wright Said Fred
Betty Wright combined with Right Said Fred
Submitted By: Candy Welty

There are additional Right Said Fred Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Don't Talk Just Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're beyond north and south
Original Lyrics:
We're beyond words and sound
"Deeply Dippy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Deep in 3D
Original Lyrics:
Deeply Dippy
"I'm Too Sexy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my show
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shirt
"I'm Too Sexy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm immoral, you know what I mean?
Original Lyrics:
I'm a model, you know what I mean?
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I’m Too Sexy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m a robot
Original Lyrics:
I’m a model

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

Kept thinking he would have been a robot.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"I'm Too Sexy"
Better Lyrics:
I'm too sexist for my shirt, too sexist for my shirt, so sexist it hurts.
Original Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
Submitted by: Edward
"I'm Too Sexy"
Better Lyrics:
I'm a martyr, ya know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the roast thing.
Yeah on the roast thing.
I get burnt to a crisp on the roast thing
Original Lyrics:
I'm a model, ya know what I mean
and I do my little turn on the catwalk.
Yes on the cat walk.
I do my little turn on the catwalk.
Submitted by: Gamblor

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"I'm Too Sexy"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my cat
Why They're Funny:
How do you figure out you're too sexy for your cat
Submitted by: Emily
"Don't Talk Just Kiss"
The Funny Lyrics:
Don't talk just kiss
Why They're Funny:
Funnier but nice. It's nice for the men to say 'don't talk just kiss' when they're kissing, in the kissing scenes of the movies, t.v. shows, soaps, etc. Men tells the women not to talk, when they're kissing. That's good!
Submitted by: Mike Hack

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"I'm Too Sexy"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I'm a model, ya know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk.
Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk yeah,
I do my little turn on the catwalk.
Why They're Misrhymed:
You cannot repeat a word with itself in the same verse or chorus.
Submitted by: PJ
"I'm Too Sexy"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
I won't go disco dancing
Why They're Misrhymed:
What wonderful poetry. I can't imagine why they didn't last. XD
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Mojive"
Opening Lines:
This is the house of mojive
Comments:
Submitted by: mads.
"I'm Too Sexy"
Opening Lines:
I'm too sexy for my love.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Boasting in Song Lyrics:

"I'm Too Sexy"
The Boasting Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my car
too sexy for my car
too sexy by far
I'm too sexy for my hat
too sexy for my hat
whatcha think about that?
Comments:
I don't think people can be too sexy for articles of clothing. But that's just me.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Band Name Anagrams:

Raided Frights Submitted by: Evelyn
Raid Sight Fred Submitted by: Dan Warner
Whatever "raid sight" would be...
Righted Far Ids Submitted by: Laura Wilkins
After far ids toppled over?
Red Fad Is Right Submitted by: Laura Wilkins
Red Ad Is Fright Submitted by: Laura Wilkins

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Anagrams:

"Mix Too? Yes!" originally "I'm Too Sexy"
Submitted by: Quyjibo
"Neon Or One Hat" originally "No One On Earth"
A bizarre choice between two things!
Submitted by: Fiscal Cliff Richard
"One Noon Hater" originally "No One On Earth"
Submitted by: Fiscal Cliff Richard
"One Noon Heart" originally "No One On Earth"
Submitted by: Fiscal Cliff Richard
"One Earth Noon" originally "No One On Earth"
Submitted by: Fiscal Cliff Richard

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"I'm Too Sexy"
The Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York, or Japan.
Why:
Milan, Italy; New York City, and Japan.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
 

Lyrics Pronunciation:

"I'm Too Sexy"
The Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for Milan
Why:
"Milan," which frequently rhymes with "salon," rhymes here with "Japan."
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
 

Song Title Acrostics:

ITS: "I'm Too Sexy"
Submitted by: Brian Kelly

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Sight Red, Fred originally "Right Said Fred"
Submitted by: Ron N. O'Connor
Site Fred Read originally "Right Said Fred"
Submitted by: Evil Olive
Fright Said Red originally "Right Said Fred"
Submitted by: Herculina Alencar

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"I'm Too Sexy"
The Lyrics:
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Why:
Imagine having this ringtone go off in church, in any school, at a feminist rally, or other such places.
Submitted by: Kerry
 

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