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Fun Music Information -> Blind Melon
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Band Name Origins:
- I heard it was as a joke from every band's favorite cult movie of the 80s, This is Spinal Tap. It made reference to a fictional blues master "Blind Melon Chitlin" who taught Nigel how to play guitar. "But these go to eleven." Submitted by: Stevie I
- There was a blues man named "Blind Lemon Jefferson", which Cheech Marin & Tommy Chong parodied as "Blind Melon Chitlin". The band stole the name. Submitted by: Dave Bowman
Stupid Band Names:
- I guess this goes along with a deaf cantaloupe and a crippled apple? Submitted by: Billy Florio
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Deaf Cantaloupe | A different type of melon and impairment | Blake Dreary |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "No Reign" | "No Rain" | Margo Gram |
| "Inserted" | "Deserted" | Linda Radnil |
| "No Brain" | "No Rain" | suicide |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "No Rain," | Rain exists. | GlamRockNinjaLord |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "This Empty Place," Dionne Warwick | "Deserted," Blind Melon | |
| "Empty Beach," Tricia Leigh Fisher | "Deserted," Blind Melon | |
| "Everybody's Out Of Town," B.J. Thomas | "Deserted," Blind Melon | |
| "Lonesome Old House," Don Gibson | "Deserted," Blind Melon | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Not Rain" originally "No Rain"
...but some other precipitation.
Alina
"Now Rain" originally "No Rain"
What's said during a drought?
Maddie's The Boss
"No Grain" originally "No Rain"
Serafina
"No Drain" originally "No Rain"
Peter
"No Train" originally "No Rain"
nicki
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"To Rain" originally "No Rain"
As in, it's going to rain (weather)
Alexis
"No Raid" originally "No Rain"
Elizabeth
"No Gain" originally "No Rain"
Jen
"No Pain" originally "No Rain"
Jen
"Tilt" originally "Wilt"
A song about shaking pinball tables too much?
Josh
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Galaxie" | "Obesity" | Pope Excalibur |
| "No Rain" | "No Mail" | John Lomain |
| "Galaxie" | "Galaxy" | Fack Sabbath |
| "No Rain" | "No Grain" | Fack Sabbath |
| "No Rain" | "Video Games (1st half)" | Jonathan S. |
| "No Rain" | "No Play" | Megan |
| "No Rain" | "Parody" | Larry The Other Guy |
| "No Rain" | "Wiliam Hung's Insane" | Jack Wilson |
| "No Rain" | "Make Mine Plain" | Jan Unwin |
| "No Rain" | "No Brain" | Downward R. |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| No Rain | Sprinklers | heather |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| No Rain | NWS office in drought-afflicted area | Kerry |
| No Rain | U.S. Department of Agriculture | Garrett |
| No Rain | Drought Prevention | yoyo ma |
| No Rain | National Weather Service | Star****ker |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Fire And Rain James Taylor | No Rain Blind Melon | Fire And No Rain A cause of the wildfires out West | Lance Crackers |
| No Rain Blind Melon | Tuesday Night Rain Dylan Leblanc | No Tuesday Night Rain but Wednesday night's not looking so good. | Edward |
| No Rain Blind Melon | November Rain Guns N Roses | No November Rain That explains the fire season? | Ariane |
| No Rain Blind Melon | Rain In The Summertime The Alarm | No Rain In The Summertime It often seems that way, in many areas. | Ariane |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Blind Rockmelons
Rockmelons combined with Blind Melon
Submitted By: Sammy
Blind Melanie
Melanie combined with Blind Melon
Submitted By: Kieran from Nevada
John's Blind Meloncamp
John Mellencamp combined with Blind Melon
Submitted By: crazydon
Third Eye Blind Melon
Third Eye Blind combined with Blind Melon
Submitted By: crazydon
There are additional Blind Melon Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics: You know I'd like to keep my chi in stride today.
Original Lyrics: You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today.
| "No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics: All I can see
Original Lyrics: All I can say
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"Change"
Misheard Lyrics: Sing my song from here
Original Lyrics: See the sun from here
| "No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics: All I can say is that my life is really clean
or All I can say is that my life is pretty clean Original Lyrics: All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Change"
Misheard Lyrics: Sing my song from here
Original Lyrics: See the sun from here
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I thought they would sing their song! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Galaxie"
The Lyrics: Because the Cadillac that's sittin' in the back
Product Brand Name: Cadillac
Submitted by: Cody Finke
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Song Title Space Change:
"Desert Ed" originally "Deserted"
Submitted by: Dana Thompkins
"Nora In" originally "No Rain"
Nora is in WHAT?
Submitted by: Allison O'Silla
Band Name Anagrams:
Bill Me, Donn Submitted by: Nicole
Mind On Bell Submitted by: Amanda
Mind No Bell Submitted by: Amanda
Blend Limon Submitted by: Jenna
'Limon' already used for blend of lime and lemon!
Bend On Mill Submitted by: Adlai Alda
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Nan Or I" originally "No Rain"
Submitted by: Dana Thompkins
"I Ran On" originally "No Rain"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"An Iron" originally "No Rain"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"Inn Oar" originally "No Rain"
Submitted by: Becky Bright
"Non-air" originally "No Rain"
Non-air? So it's not air, but what IS it?
Submitted by: Heck Noover Nuck
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Teaser Dead" originally "Deserted"
Submitted by: Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Row Nain" originally "No Rain"
Submitted by: Alice Spoonerism
"Trump Duck" originally "Dump Truck"
He bought the AFLAC duck and served it to Ivanka.
Submitted by: Rocky
"Duck Trump" originally "Dumptruck"
Watch you head, Donald!
Submitted by: Josh
