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Album cover parody of Anthology by Manowar
Parody album cover
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Band Name Origins:

  • Manowar was the name of an old battleship , which was heavily armed and protected. Submitted by: kingfreddys

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Manowar"A favorite live show opener. The studio version is on the band's debut album, "Battle Hymns". - GlamRockNinjaLord

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Achilles, The Agony And The Ecstacy"Despite being almost half an hour long, this song has less than ten minutes of vocals and no mention of more than two of the words in the title together. - GlamRockNinjaLord

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
PharlapAnother legendary horse's name scrunched together.The Late Bruce Lee

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"Fighting The World,"You cannot fight the entire world!GlamRockNinjaLord
"Kings Of Metal,"Metal is not a monarchy.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Ride The Dragon,"Dragons are mythical creatures, they don't exist.GlamRockNinjaLord
"Heart Of Steel,"Hearts aren't made of steelMrs. Critic

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Name Of The Game," ABBA"Defender," Manowar
"Mother," Danzig"Father," Manowar
"Iron Man," Black Sabbath"Heart Of Steel," Manowar
"Turn Up The Radio," Autograph"Blow Your Speakers," Manowar
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Warriors Of The World Unite" originally "Warriors Of The World United"
Now ends in imperative verb,rather than participle
Karn Smith
"Warriors Of The Wold United" originally "Warriors Of The World United"
Wold = a certain kind of chalky hill
Duncan Moore
"Kings Of Meal" originally "Kings Of Metal"
Jill Conrad
"Warriors Of The Word United" originally "Warriors Of The World United"
The word "united" has its own warriors?
Taylor Dadsen
"Blow Our Speakers" originally "Blow Your Speakers"
U. Carrie Oats

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Heart Of Steele" originally "Heart Of Steel"
Steele can be a surname.
Naomi Swanson
"Today Is A Good Day To Diet" originally "Today Is A Good Day To Die"
Charlotte Ann
"Today Is A Good Day To Dine" originally "Today Is A Good Day To Die"
Charlotte Ann
"Hearth Of Steel" originally "Heart Of Steel"
U. Carrie Oats
"Below Your Speakers" originally "Blow Your Speakers"
Heidi Sharpe

Change a Letter:

"Hail and Mill" originally "Hail and Kill"
"Blow Your Sneakers" originally "Blow Your Speakers"
Deirdre Collins
"Hail And Fill" originally "Hail And Kill"
Brianna Holden
"Bail And Kill" originally "Hail And Kill"
Brianna Holden
"Jail And Kill" originally "Hail And Kill"
Brianna Holden

There are additional Manowar song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Battle Hymns""Battle Memes"The L77VVV

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Warriors Of The WorldUnited NationsScandia
Warriors Of The WorldUnited NationsScandia
Thor (The Powerhead)The Christian Broadcasting NetworkMaximus
Today Is A Good Day To DieSuicide HotlineJeffrey Hope

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Break Your Heart
   Taio Cruz
Heart Of Steel
Break Your Heart Of Steel
Pepsi's Hartebeest
I Love It Loud
Louder Than Hell
I Love It Louder Than Hell
Under My Wheels
   Alice Cooper
Wheels Of Fire
Under My Wheels Of Fire
Wheels of Fire
Burning Up
Wheels of Fire Burning Up
Scotty Dangerously
There are additional Manowar duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Half Manowar Half Biscuit
Half Man Half Biscuit combined with Manowar
Submitted By: Lance Crackers
Manfred Mannowar
Manfred Mann combined with Manowar
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord
Candy Manowar
Candyman combined with Manowar
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Manowar combined with Warrior
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord

There are additional Manowar Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Kings of Metal"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna crack whips
Original Lyrics:
We don't attract wimps
"Warriors Of The World United"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get in my horde and weapons.
Original Lyrics:
Gather my horse and weapons.
"Blow Your Speakers"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't like it
Rock and Roll
We don't want it
On your show.
Original Lyrics:
We all like it
Rock and Roll
We all want it
On your show.
"Hail And Kill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heal, heal, heal and kill!
Original Lyrics:
Hail, hail, hail and kill!
There are additional Manowar misheard lyrics available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Achilles, Agony & Ecstasy In Eight Parts"
The Funny Lyrics:
hector storms the wall [name of the 1st part of song]
Why They're Funny:
hmmmas far as i renember hector was defending Troy against achilles, and 4 sure he was not storming his own city walls if you know acient mythology and listen to this sog, you will fond out that manowar was probably not aware of many mythological facts also narration of this song is changeing very very quickly :)
Submitted by: wodnik

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Blow Your Speakers"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
We all like it Rock and Roll
We all want it on your show
Why They're Misrhymed:
'Roll' and 'show'? I don't think so...
Submitted by: Rock Princess

How to Pronounce a Band Name:

Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Metal Warriors"
The Song Lyrics:
Got to make it louder, all men play on 10
Song They Mention:
"All Men Play On Ten", an earlier song of theirs!
Submitted by: Glenn

Song Title Space Change:

"Hat Red" originally "Hatred"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

Band Name Anagrams:

Maw Nora Submitted by: Buzz
Maw: regional slang spelling for 'mother'
Roan Maw Submitted by: Anne
Warn Moa Submitted by: Cynthia Avery
Too late -- Moas are extinct already.
Raw Moan Submitted by: Joe
Raw An' Mo' Submitted by: Joe

Song Title Anagrams:

"Ail Hank, Dill" originally "Hail and Kill"
Submitted by: Ott

Super Long Pop Songs:

"Achilles, Agony and Ecstasy" Length: 28+ mins
very long, I listen to it every once and a while, often not getting past 20 min. Listen to the whole song is actually really good though
Submitted by: Sens Fan

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Start Of Heel" originally "Heart Of Steel"
Submitted by: Sonia Rinzaimayor
"Kale And Hill" originally "Hail And Kill"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Epic fantasy-based songs"
Most of the band's lyrics deal with fantasy and mythology.
Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"Warriors of the World United"
The Lyrics:
Here our soldiers stand
from all around the world
waiting in a line
to hear the battle cry
If you are interviewing for a job at the United Nations, this better not start ringing or else they will realize you are not the pacifist you claim to be.
Submitted by: Scandia

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