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Fun Music Information -> Lita Ford

Album cover parody of Lita by Lita Ford
Parody album cover
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Stupid Band Names:

  • Only needs a number and it sounds like a car Submitted by: Chris

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Lita BentleyFord is American car, but Lita was born in EnglandA. Person

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Only Women Feed""Only Women Bleed"Sonya Raynos
"Only Women Plead""Only Women Bleed"Sonya Raynos

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"Kiss Me Deadly,"A kiss cannot kill you.Sheila Oh
"Rock 'N' Roll Made Me What I Am Today,"Music does not create anyone.Sheila Oh
"Hellbound Train,"No trains go there.Yvette Bristle
"Fire In My Heart,"Hearts don't have flames in them.Yvette Bristle
"Tambourine Dream,"Musical instruments don't dream.Yvette Bristle

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Deal Me A Hand," Florence Wright"Aces And Eights," Lita Ford
"Show Me Your Hand," White Plains"Aces And Eights," Lita Ford
"Bleeding Me," Metallica"Only Women Bleed," Lita Ford
"Lips Like Sugar," Echo And The Bunnymen"Kiss Me Deadly," Lita Ford
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Ire In My Heart" originally "Fire In My Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Fire In My Hart" originally "Fire In My Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Fire In My Heat" originally "Fire In My Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Tambourine Ream" originally "Tambourine Dream"
Yvette Bristle

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Fire In My Hearth" originally "Fire In My Heart"
Yvette Bristle
"Kiss Men Deadly" originally "Kiss Me Deadly"

Change a Letter:

"Hellhound Train" originally "Hellbound Train"
Jessica Childress
"Hellbound Grain" originally "Hellbound Train"
Yvette Bristle
"Hellbound Brain" originally "Hellbound Train"
Yvette Bristle
"Hellbound Trait" originally "Hellbound Train"
Yvette Bristle
"Hellbound Drain" originally "Hellbound Train"
Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Kiss me Deadly""Jam or Jelly"Floyd's Garage
"Kiss Me Deadly""Kiss Me Hardy"Phil Alexander

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Only Women BleedWomen's Menstrual Hygiene ProductsChandra

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Kiss Me DeadlyHerpes or Mononucleosis ClinicRocky

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Lolita Ford No. 18
Lolita No. 18 combined with Lita Ford
Submitted By: Steve Losewood
Deadlift Lolita Ford
Deadlift Lolita combined with Lita Ford
Submitted By: Gus
Gerald Ford
Gerald Levert combined with Lita Ford
The 38th President of the U.S.! (who I doubt was related to Lita, though)
Submitted By: Mr. Thing
Harrison Ford
George Harrison combined with Lita Ford
A really famous actor.
Submitted By: GlamRockNinjaLord

There are additional Lita Ford Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

Misheard Lyrics:
Original Lyrics:
"Only Women Bleed"
Misheard Lyrics:
She cries alone at night to altar.
Original Lyrics:
She cries alone at night too often.
"Kiss Me Deadly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shouldn't watch it, the time rolls by.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting, watching the time go by.
"Kiss Me Deadly"
Misheard Lyrics:
It ain't no beefcake.
Original Lyrics:
It ain't no big thing.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

Misheard Lyrics:
Original Lyrics:

Story about this misheard lyric by: Kieran from Nevada

I've been introducing my lovely bride to some of my favorite classic metal artists, but she frequently comes out of left field with, "Kieran, did they really say...?"

Band Name Anagrams:

Ford Tail Submitted by: Leopard Seal
Fold Rita Submitted by: Karen Smith
Idol Fart Submitted by: Janice Ferrell
That has happened on "American Idol".
Lo, I'd Fart Submitted by: Janice Ferrell
For Tilda Submitted by: Ring Around The Rosie O'Donnell Abu Dhabi
In what way is she for Tilda?

There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Kiss Dee Medley" originally "Kiss Me Deadly"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Liss De Medley" originally "Kiss Me Deadly"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Miss Key Deadly" originally "Kiss Me Deadly"
Ugh! Singer gets shot for singing off key?
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Bonely Lemon Weed" originally "Only Women Bleed"
Submitted by: Martina McBride Of Frankenstein

Names as a Word Bank:

I told Art to load a flat loaf. Submitted by: Candy Welty
I lit old oil for a tailor. Submitted by: Candy Welty
Tori told a toad to trot. Submitted by: Candy Welty
I fold a radio flat. Submitted by: Candy Welty
Did Flora float a raft? Submitted by: Candy Welty

There are additional Names as a Word Bank available.

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Fetal Lord originally "Lita Ford"
Submitted by: Lou Quilson
Feeta Lord originally "Lita Ford"
Submitted by: She

Movies Named After Song Titles:

"Kiss Me Deadly"
1955 film based on Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer
Submitted by: Rocky

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