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History is made by stupid people. Clever people wouldn't even try.
If you want your name in the history books than do something dumb before you die.
- The Arrogant Worms

Submitted by: LucidLupin

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Carrot Juice Is Murder"What's actually sung is "Carrot juice CONSTITUTES murder." - Jonathan S.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"History Is Made By Stupid People ,"It was made by mostly smart people.Sarah

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Talker Girl" originally "Stalker Girl"
Adrienne Schnell
"Dog Named Bo" originally "Dog Named Bob"
Adrienne Schnell

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"I Arm Cow" originally "I Am Cow"
Sabrina Flowe
"I Am Crow" originally "I Am Cow"
Sabrina Flowe
"I Am Cowl" originally "I Am Cow"
Sabrina Flowe
"I Ram Cow" originally "I Am Cow"
Sabrina Flowe

Change a Letter:

"Hog Named Bob" originally "Dog Named Bob"
"I Am Cod" originally "I Am Cow"
Regina Olsen
"I Am Sow" originally "I Am Cow"
Regina Olsen
"Dot Named Bob" originally "Dog Named Bob"
Like maybe Dot was Bob's mother & named him.
Adrienne Schnell
"Dog Named Boy" originally "Dog Named Bob"
Unusual dog name?
Adrienne Schnell

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"I Am Cow""I Am Horse"Andrew Lardieri
"The Toronto Song""The Boston Song"Michael Pacholek

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
I Am CowWeight WatchersDiane

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
   Cast of 'Wicked'
Song Inside My Head
   The Arrogant Worms
A Popular Song Inside My Head
It WOULD make sense, right?
Arrogant Oriole
Karma Police
Santa Got Arrested
   Arrogant Worms
Santa Got Arrested by the Karma Police
Dr. L
Dad Threw Up on Christmas Day
   The Arrogant Worms
Poetry Man
   Queen Latifah
Dad Threw Up on the Poetry Man
Paris Hilton is on Fire
I Am Cow
   Arrogant Worms
Who Let The Dogs Out?
   Baha Men
Who Let The Cows Out?
This is also a real song title by Wierd Al.
Douglas Bucksworth aka D.B.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Manfred Mann's Arrogant Earthworm Band
Manfred Mann's Earth Band combined with Arrogant Worms
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Rare Arrogant Earthworms
Rare Earth combined with Arrogant Worms
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
The Arrogant Weakerthan Worms
The Weakerthans combined with Arrogant Worms
Submitted By: Pam be Dextrous
Arrogant Pinworm Monkeys
Arrogant Worms combined with Pinmonkey
Submitted By: Doug Graves

There are additional Arrogant Worms Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Dog Named Bob"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the love of Cheese
Original Lyrics:
For the love of Jeez
"Stalker Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're manic obsessive with a band in mini shoes.
Original Lyrics:
You're manic obsessive with abandonment issues.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Dog Named Bob"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the love of Cheese
Original Lyrics:
For the love of Jeez

Story about this misheard lyric by: Harold Fuccerman

First of all, it's not just there where the lyric was misheard, it was all through out the song, every time Jeez was sang. Okay, this lyric was actually heard by my dad and sister. When I found out and told my dad he said, 'That makes a lot of sense.' But my sister still can't believe that it's really Jeez.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Carrot Juice Is Murder"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage
Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips by killing five men in a rage
I told the judge when he sentenced me, 'This is my finest hour,
I'd kill those farmers again just to save one more cauliflower'
Why They're Funny:
This whole song is hilarious, but this part is particularly funny because of the irony that the guy would rather kill other people than let some vegetables 'suffer'
Submitted by: Leah
"The Last Saskatchewan Pirate"
The Funny Lyrics:
Then I thought, who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone?
I'm gonna be a pirate on the river Saskatchewan!
Why They're Funny:
For those of you unfamiliar with canadian geography, Saskatchewan is a prairie province. This band has a cult following among canadian teens, which i'm sure it richly deserves.
Submitted by: sophie
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Band Name Anagrams:

Arrow Smog Rant Submitted by: Kimberly Townsend
Whatever THAT might mean!

Song Title Anagrams:

"I'm A Cow" originally "I Am Cow"
Intended meaning of original?
Submitted by: Regina Olsen

Song Title Acrostics:

BOB: "Bottle Of Booze"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Song Inside High Med" originally "Song Inside My Head"
High on the medicine shelf?
Submitted by: Ned MacCamden

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