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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| If I Could Host the 'Price is Right' | How to Save a Life | The Fray | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 371 | |
| Criminal | Physical | Olivia Newton John | 3.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 171 | |
| Sometimes Ann Coulter Sounds so Sappy | Sunshine on my Sholders | John Denver | 2.2 | 2.1 | 2.1 | 136 | |
| Since Your Sex Change | Since You Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson | 4.0 | 3.0 | 1.0 | 160 | |
| And The Stars Were Out Drunk Driving | Kung Fu Fighting | Carl Douglas | 3.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 197 | |
| I'll Lick you Miss USA | America | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Mel Drinks | Love Stinks | The J. Geils band | 3.7 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 159 | |
| I Just Wanna Eat That Food With Transfat | I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That | Elton John | No Votes | 139 | |||
| Pierced and Studded | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Smoking Dope Again | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 347 | |
| Queen of Mean | Dancing Queen | Abba | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 191 | |
| Gaining Weight | The Waiting | Tom Petty | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 140 | |
| Sleep with Lucy Liu | Fly Like an Eagle | Steve Miller Band | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 168 | |
| Oh Britney | Oh Girl | Paul Young | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 162 | |
| I Got Sick on a Cruise Line | I Heard it Through the Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| I'll Play My Bagpipe | Hash Pipe | Weezer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Throw the Phone | Turn to Stone | Electric Light Orchestra | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 163 | |
| Scarlett Johansson | You Should be Dancing | Bee Gees | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 192 | |
| Cooks who Grill | Looks that Kill | Motley Crue | No Votes | 188 | |||
| Lookin' for Sex with Handsome Young Pages | Lookin' for Love | Johnny Lee | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 153 | |
| (Theme) from the Republicans | (Theme) from The Monkees | The Monkees | 2.1 | 2.1 | 2.2 | 155 | |
| Adios Michael Jackson | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | 1.4 | 1.4 | 1.4 | 153 | |
| Any Little Thing She Does Makes News | Every Little Thing She Does is Magic | The Police | 4.5 | 3.0 | 2.9 | 137 | |
| Rummy | Money | Pink Floyd | 1.4 | 1.4 | 1.4 | 126 | |
| Her Name is Liz Hurley | She Drives Me Crazy | Fine Young Cannibals | 5.0 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 146 | |
| I Guess That's Why They Call me Tom Cruise | I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Oh Yeah Maria Sharapova (I Love Her) | It's Only Rock 'n Roll (But I Like it) | Rolling Stones | 4.8 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 128 | |
| The President is Stoned | The Tide is High | Blondie | 1.6 | 1.6 | 1.6 | 168 | |
| Player of an Air Guitar | Owner Of A Lonely Heart | Yes | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 206 | |
| Katie Katie | Monday Monday | The Mamas and The Papas | 4.7 | 1.7 | 1.8 | 204 | |
| Skeletons in my Closet | Saturday in the Park | Chicago | No Votes | 214 | |||
| Who'll Save David Blaine? | Who'll Stop the Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 121 | |
| I Won't Date a Woman Who's Name is Britney | I Need a Lover | John Mellencamp | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 150 | |
| Keep Screaming Alec Baldwin | Shine On You Crazy Diamond | Pink Floyd | 4.0 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 147 | |
| What if God Was Don Imus | One of Us | Joan Osbourne | 2.9 | 3.0 | 2.9 | 157 | |
| Menage A Trois | My Cherie Amour | Stevie Wonder | 1.8 | 1.8 | 1.8 | 165 | |
| Psycho | Vertigo | U2 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 212 | |
| Identity | Boyfriend | Ashlee Simpson | 5.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 138 | |
| Penelope Cruz | Sea Cruise | Frankie Ford | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| Crashing On Wall Street | Dancing In The Street | Martha Reeves & The Vandellas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| (Here's to you) Martha Stewart | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 154 | |
| You're So Gay | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 1211 | |
| We Should All Smoke Crack | Why Can't We Be Friends | War | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 186 | |
| Now I'm A Pervert | Nobody's Perfect | Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 452 | |
| The Day Anna Nicole Died | The Night Chicago Died | Paper Lace | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| We All Know It's Lindsay | Windy | The Association | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Winona Ryder | The Low Rider | War | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 223 | |
| Laurie Dhue | Jackie Blue | Ozark Mountain Daredevils | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 414 | |
| Hollywood Must Be Missing a Hilton | Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel | Tavares | 4.3 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| (I Wanna Get Some) Janet Jackson | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | Rolling Stones | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 132 | |
| Sex Video | Kokomo | Beach Boys | 3.9 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 841 | |
| Steroid Induced Home Run | Mother & Child Reunion | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Crossing Guard | Closing Time | Semisonic | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| I Sued A Fast Food Chain | I Made It Through The Rain | Barry Manilow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 283 | |
| Won't You Please Adopt Me Angelina Jolie | Tie A Yellow Ribbon ( 'Round The Ole Oak Tree) | Tony Orlando And Dawn | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 225 | |
| If I Could Date Kate Moss | If I Could Turn Back Time | Cher | 3.7 | 4.0 | 3.7 | 246 | |
| Hey Ivanka Trump | Aqualung | Jethro Tull | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 347 | |
| Marry Me My Lesbian Love | Carry On My Wayward Son | Kansas | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 300 | |
| Don't Cha Wish Your Boyfriend Had Hair And Teeth | Don't Cha | Pussycat Dolls | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 483 | |
| I Love The Blondes | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 208 | |
| Mischa Barton | Band On The Run | Wings | No Votes | 331 | |||
| I'm So Shallow | I Will Follow | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 293 | |
| Say Pipedream | Hey Nineteen | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Guys Just Want To Get Laid | Girls Just Want To Have Fun | Cyndi Lauper | 3.8 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 989 | |
| Even The Killers Get Arrested Sometimes | Even The Losers | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 156 | |
| Jennifer Aniston | Jennifer Juniper | Donovan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 399 | |
| In A Nudist Colony | In A Big Country | Big Country | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| She's Amy Winehouse | Brickhouse | The Commodores | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 222 | |
| Toupee | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | 3.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 212 | |
| I'm In Love With Sharon Stone | I'm Not Your Steppin' Stone | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| You're Into Role Play | You Take My Breathe Away | Rex Smith | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| Your Body Is A Wasteland | Your Body Is A Wonderland | John Mayer | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 337 | |
| Marbury Dolan Isiah/Spectacle | Scarborough Fair/Canticle | Simon & Garfunkel | 3.5 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 167 | |
| You're Hideous | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 2.8 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 529 | |
| Southern Girls | Southern Nights | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Britney And The Kids | Bennie And The Jets | Elton John | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 198 | |
| I'm Well Endowed | Get Off My Cloud | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 289 | |
| Grab That Last Dollar Heather Mills | Last Train To Clarksville | The Monkees | 4.6 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Sex with Two Girls | Best of Both Worlds | Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 688 | |
| Student Teacher Love | Come and Get Your Love | Redbone | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 975 | |
| Talk Like a Politician | Walk ike An Egyptian | The Bangles | 4.2 | 5.0 | 4.6 | 205 | |
| If I Was Hugh Hefner | Nobody Does It Better | Carly Simon | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| I Guess You Just Went and Cheated | Just What I Needed | The Cars | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 263 | |
| Jail Bait | I'll Wait | Van Halen | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 295 | |
| Lindsey's a Lezzie | It Don't Come Easy | Ringo Starr | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.4 | 148 | |
| ARod and Madonna | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 290 | |
| Life as a Circus Clown | Life in a Northern Town | Dream Academy | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 156 | |
| Don't Let Marisa Miller Stay Married | Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me | Elton John | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 240 | |
| I Flashed A Girl | I Kissed A Girl | Katy Perry | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 272 | |
| McCain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 173 | |
| I'd Kill Brian Austin Green For You | I Melt With You | Modern English | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 194 | |
| I Want Keira Knightley | I Want You To Want Me | Cheap Trick | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 246 | |
| Dancing With The Stars | Dancing With Myself | Billy Idol | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 182 | |
| Let Me Get Oprah Stoned | Good Times Roll | The Cars | No Votes | 183 | |||
| How I Live Rent Free | How You Remind Me | Nickelback | 2.0 | 2.3 | 2.3 | 179 | |
| This Is Senility | We Are Family | Sister Sledge | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Stacy Keibler's Elf | All By Myself | Eric Carmen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Another Nun Turns to Lust | Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 244 | |
| Friday Black Friday | Sunday Bloody Sunday | U2 | No Votes | 172 | |||
| Bad Rappers | Back Stabbers | The O'jays | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 187 | |
| Single Mothers (Lose That Kid) | Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it) | Beyonce | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 373 | |
| She Just Wants to Shop | I Just Wanna Stop | Gino Vanelli | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| I'm Wearing Tight Jeans | Working on a Dream | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Children of the Corn | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | 4.4 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 219 | |
| Just Smoke That Bong | Don't Bring Me Down | Electric Light Orchestra | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 185 | |
| I'm in Love with a Model from Victoria's Secret | Queen of the Supermarket | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Let Me Show You What Drugs Can Do | What Love Can Do | Bruce Springsteen | No Votes | 115 | |||
| (Sorry!) Good Sex with Your Wife | Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) | Green Day | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 198 | |
| Streaking Isn't Obscene | Runnin' Down a Dream | Tom Petty | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Ain't No McNuggets When They're Gone | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Neck Brace | Poker Face | Lady Ga Ga | 3.5 | 3.3 | 3.2 | 272 | |
| Homeless Man | Saturday Night | Bay City Rollers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Incarceration | Infatuation | Rod Stewart | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| I was Born a Peepin' Tom | Rambli' Man | The Allman Brothers Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Can You Feel The Bedbugs Bite | Can You Feel The Love Tonight | Elton John | 3.8 | 5.0 | 4.6 | 157 | |
| The Hooligan | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Mind Reader | Man Eater | Hall & Oates | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Butt Crack | Stand Back | Stevie Nicks | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 98 | |
| Oat Bran | Roxanne | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| Who Can Bail Me Out | Who Can It Be Now | Men At Work | 3.0 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| My Old Age | My Generation | The Who | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 95 | |
| Walking the Dog | Breaking the Law | Judas Priest | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 85 | |
| Hey Leprosy | Hey Jealousy | Gin Blossoms | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Really Bad Boy Of Extra Work | 21st Century Schizoid Man | King Crimson | No Votes | 73 | |||
