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Song Parodies -> "Three Sheets To The Wind"
Original Song Title:
"Dust in the Wind"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kansas
Parody Song Title:
"Three Sheets To The Wind"
Parody Written by:
Tony Wiseguy
The Lyrics
I may have found myself three sheets to the wind when I was younger but these days I'm a prolific tea drinker.
I fell on my side
When a fight broke out after I tied one on
My whole life
Flashed before my eyes a catastrophe.
Three sheets to the wind
All I am is three sheets to the wind.
I may be wrong
But did someone say the police were looking for me
When they found me nude
I was passed out on the ground for all to see.
Three sheets to the wind
All I am is three sheets to the wind.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh no.
So pour it on
My liver won't last forever and I'm gonna die
This may sound cliche
But I'll raise a toast before I say goodbye.
Three sheets to the wind
All I am is three sheets to the wind
Three sheets to the wind
We are all just three sheets to the wind
To the wind.
When a fight broke out after I tied one on
My whole life
Flashed before my eyes a catastrophe.
Three sheets to the wind
All I am is three sheets to the wind.
I may be wrong
But did someone say the police were looking for me
When they found me nude
I was passed out on the ground for all to see.
Three sheets to the wind
All I am is three sheets to the wind.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh no.
So pour it on
My liver won't last forever and I'm gonna die
This may sound cliche
But I'll raise a toast before I say goodbye.
Three sheets to the wind
All I am is three sheets to the wind
Three sheets to the wind
We are all just three sheets to the wind
To the wind.
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