I'm the Weather man...not a hologram
I'm here to show you my diagram
Be it a storm warning or a full moon
Maybe a hurricane or a typhoon too
I just want to stall and stall is what I'll do
I wish that I had, had a crystal ball
I wanna tell you its summer yeah now when its really fall.
Oh yeah!!!
I'm the Weather man I'm the Weather man
And I'm wrong
I'm the Weather man I'm the Weather man
And its you I'll taunt
I'm the Weather man I'm the Weather man
Pro and con
I'm the Weather man I'm the Weather man
I'm so nonchalant.

I'm the Weather man, I don't give a damn
I'll confuse you whenever I can
Be it a gale warning or a monsoon
Or a snowstorm, how inopportune.
Do I want to fake you, do I want to trick you?
I want to see rain fall, fall right on top of you
And if I hear you boo I'll ruin your plans
Now don't you laugh cause I'm coming back, oh yeah.
I'm the Weather man I'm the Weather man
I'm always on
I'm the Weather man I'm the Weather man
I love Kaity Tong
I'm the Weather man I'm the Weather man
And I'm wrong
I'm the Weather man I'm the Weather man
And its you I'll taunt.

I'm the Weather man, I'm no sports fan
I'm jealous of the Anchorman
Be it early April or late June
Maybe a heatwave no ones immune
I want to lie to you, I want to lie to you
Yeah if you love weather you're gonna hate me
Everyone on cue ah
Can you hear me now?
I want to let you down
From sun up-sundown oh yeah.
Oh yeah!!!

I'm the Weather man
Thats what I am
Forget about that traffic jam
Be it early April or late June
Or the wintertime, I'm calling the tune
Do I want to tease you, do I want to fool you
I just want to stall and stall is what I'll do
I wish that I had, had a crystal ball
I wanna tell you its summer yeah now when its fall
I'm the Weather man ha ha
I'm the Weather man ha ha
I'm the Weather man ha ha
I'm the Weather man ha ha
Whoa!
Boo hoo hoo ha ha
Boo hoo hoo ha ha.