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Song Parodies -> "Oh Britney"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Girl"

Original Performer:

Paul Young

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Britney"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

What will she do next to shock us, wait, I know, I know , she's gonna be the first brain dead person in outerspace. Yeah it was between her and Jessica Simpson, but the bald head books her ticket. You know Britney is saying goodbye to one career and saying hello to the next... Wig Model! I can't wait to see the prime time TV special starring Britney and some poor umbrella, yeah its called "When Coneheads Attack". Wrote this in Nov. 2005
Oh Britney, you're in trouble with your wedding vows.
Is it true that push has come to shove?
Soon you'll have an ex-spouse.

Oh Britney, are you trailer park trash?
Did you take a leak on the beach?
Its fun to watch your life burn and crash.

All the public thinks your a fool.
They say, let the freeloader take advantage of you.
But your such a redneck for crying out loud.
Graduating magna cum laude wouldn't help you now oh no no.

Oh Britney, how long will your marriage last?
Is Kevin part of the human race.
Britney, will your baby learn to free-base? Oh yeah yeah.

You don't know therapy or what Shrink to see.

All the public thinks your a fool.
They say let the freeloader take advantage of you.
But oh, oh oh,

Oh Britney, you're always in the news.
You really picked a winner in that Federline guy.
Learning how to rap on pot and booze.

Oh Britney, joy will triple if you leave us now.
Cause I don't know where I'll seek that gossip.
But I know I'll kiss the ground.
I'll kiss the ground.

I love your bald head, you look half dead.

Did you ever have someone laugh in your face before?

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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Hollajuku - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Pacing wasn't too good on this, and Paul Young's version of this song was from the early 90s. I think I might vote 4/4/4, I'm not sure yet.

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