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Song Parodies -> "Queen of Mean"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Queen of Mean"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

And in this corner, he's got a lot of money and a really hot daughter, and he's got a nasty habit for dating and marrying younger women (what a crime against humanity that is huh?). And in the other Corner, she makes Elizabeth cry, she'd love to go hunting with Tom Selleck, she needs a boyfriend, and if your kid has a diaper rash she's got a dog for you! It's none other than Rosie. And the Donalds relentless barrage of verbal jabs wins it.
You can scream, you can sigh, slash Kelly Ripa with a knife.
Watch me hurl, Rosie, you are the Queen of Mean.

Another day and you're on the "View".
You're a one woman wrecking crew.
Poor Elizabeth you make her sick, she can't stop crying.
You're so terrifying.
You annoy people one at a time.
I wish you were deaf or maybe a Mime.
I'd rather see Katie Couric in the wink of an eye.
When you go on those rants,
No one else has a chance...

You are the Queen of Mean, always rude sometimes obscene.
Queen of Mean, label Donald moral authority, oh yeah.
You can scream, you can sigh, tell Oprah she needs a Wife.
Watch me hurl, Rosie, you are the Queen of Mean.

You're a loser you make me yawn.
And yes you're funny, ching chong ching chong.
Not even Barbara Walters dog happens to like you.
When you go on those rants,
You're pomp and circumstance...

You are the Queen of Mean, always vulgar sometimes obscene.
Queen of Mean, you're so desperate for publicity, oh yeah.
You can bitch you can moan, good luck with your own show.
Watch me hurl, Rosie, you are the Queen of Mean.

There's no "I" in team.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Stuart McArthur - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
and it gave them both some undeserved press - I wish my tantrums could be so "win-win" - good job Tony, 555

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