I can't believe the deals today,
I'd kill to get my hands on a microwave.
How long, how long must we wait in line?
How long, how long?
Cause today we can shop as one,
Today, today.

Flat screen TV's selling less than cheap.
Hot young girls dressed like lunch meat.
Some people drive me up a wall.
Killing each other for a Cabbage Patch doll.

Trample someone.

Friday black friday, friday black friday,
Friday black friday, friday black friday.

And the shoplifting's begun.
Who isn't looking out for number one?
People crashing shopping carts,
At Walmart, Best Buy, Macy's, Target and K-Mart.

Friday black friday, friday black friday.

How long, how long must we wait on line?
How long, how long?
Cause today we can shop as one.
Today, today

Friday black friday, friday black friday.
Trample someone.

Open your wallet and cry.
Open your wallet and pay.
Open your wallet today.
Open your wallet today.

Friday black friday, friday black friday,
Friday black friday, friday black friday,
Friday black friday, friday black friday.

Trample someone.

And we seem to act so rude,
When credit's dead and so is the economy.
Have yourself a happy yuletide,
Stuck in a mall contemplating suicide.
I hope little Ben has some fun,
With jumping jacks and a cap gun.
Friday black friday,
Friday black friday.