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Song Parodies -> "Charlie Sheen"

Original Song Title:

"Charlie Brown"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Coasters

Parody Song Title:

"Charlie Sheen"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Charlie, this is just a song parody, its not necessary to call your cop friends and have me disappear without a trace.
Fe-fe, fi-fi, fo-fo fum,
I see smoke coming from that gun.

Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen.
He's so mean, that Charlie Sheen.
He's gonna kill his wife,
And pray the rosary.
(Why are the police always arresting me?).

That's him who's displeased.
Out on a limb.
Treason is the reason,
Time and time again.

Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen.
He's extreme, that Charlie Sheen.
He's gonna buy a plot,
And pray the rosary.
(Why am I going to the penitenttiary?).

Who's making threatening calls?
Who's always drinking alcohol?
Who makes girls reach for tylenol?
Guess who ( who me?) yeah, you.

Who walks into the court room, Lawyer in toe,
Who's acting obscene like Tony Sopranno?

Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen.
He's so mean, that Charlie Sheen.
He should just smoke pot,
Or drink some herbal tea.
(Why does everybody think I'm a bad seed?).

Instrumental

Who drinks to the point that he'll explode.
Who's putting a knife to his wife's throat?

Charlie Sheen Charlie Sheen.
He's extreme, that Charlie Sheen.
He's got an evil thought,
Its so plain to see.
Why is everything just a conspiracy.


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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Old Man Ribber - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
OK...I know there are many meter problems here, but....DAMN! This is really funny. ;)
LadyCarveOn - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey, great to see TonySOPRANo back in print again !
John Barry - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Really funny--and topical.
TW - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR (I tend to sing out the meter problems until its tight. I just really enjoy making people laugh. Glad you liked it.

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