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Song Parodies -> "When You're In Quarantine Without A Woman"

Original Song Title:

"When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman "

Original Performer:

Dr. Hook

Parody Song Title:

"When You're In Quarantine Without A Woman"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

When you're in quarantine without a woman you're on a lot of friendship apps or dating sites.
When you're in quarantine without a woman you're bored
When you're in quarantine without a woman you know you're bored.

There's nowhere to go, there's nothing to do
You're not meeting anyone stuck at home.

When you're in quarantine without a woman you have no plans
When you're in quarantine without a woman you use your hands
You feel so lazy, you're out of liquor
You've been locked up so long you just talk on the phone
When you're in quarantine without a woman you're all alone.

Maybe its just an eating problem
Problem is I can't seem to ignore
Those pints of Hagen Daz and half cooked left overs
And anytime I stuff my face it just depresses me more.

When you're in quarantine without a woman you just cry
When you're in quarantine without a woman you want to die
There's nothing to clean, there's no one to see
It's like you've been stuck in the Twilight Zone.

When you're in quarantine without a woman you're on your own
When you're in quarantine without a woman you have no plans
When you're in quarantine without a woman you use your hands
When you're in quarantine without a woman you just cry
When you're in quarantine without a woman you want to die.

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I Remember 1979 - December 27, 2020 - Report this comment
Quaranteen really sucks, doesn't it? In Every Dream Home A Heartache.

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