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Song Parodies -> "Mischa Barton"

Original Song Title:

"Band On The Run"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Mischa Barton"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Dear Mischa, I always thought you were hot, but when I saw that picture of you smoking pot it just made me want you more! If you tell me you play frisbee too you could be the girl of my dreams. FYI As a hobby Mischa likes to draw peoples faces.
Staring at your sexy legs.
Watching you smoke pot.
Wondering if I'll ever meet someone,
Like you Mischa, you Mischa, you...

If you ever go out with me,
All we'll do is laugh all day.
Hope you like this parody,
There's more I want to say, if you ever go out with me.
If I ever go out with you.

I bet you exploded and acted so brash,
Maybe threw a tantrum.
When you saw the nude picture of Cisco belonging,
To Paris Hilton.

Mischa Barton, Mischa Barton.
You've accomplished so much now have me for lunch,
Come on let's have some fun.
Oh yes, Mischa Barton, Mischa Barton,
Mischa Barton Mischa Barton.

Well you went and crashed Nicole Richie's car,
But didn't run over anyone.
And if you had killed someone who would care?
I'd say "hey Meesh job well done".

Mischa Barton, Mischa Barton.
Take me to your place and draw my face,
I'll even stick out my tongue.
Oh yes, Mischa Barton, Mischa Barton.

Yeah you're Mischa Barton, you're Mischa Barton,
Mischa Barton Mischa Barton.

Well you say the darndest things you silly girl,
But I'd never put you down.
This Comedian is stigmatized everywhere,
Now come on let's fool around.

Mischa Barton, Mischa Barton.
There's Angelo the cat and Ziggy the dog.
I wonder what you'd call me?
Oh yes, Mischa Barton, Mischa Barton,
Mischa Barton Mischa Barton.

I was 8 in 1974 and that summer all you heard was Jet and Band on the Run so its great that I could take one of my favorite songs and write a parody about one of my favorite people with it.

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Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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