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Song Parodies -> "ARod and Madonna"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madonna"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"ARod and Madonna"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

In the immortal words of John Sterling...."Alex the great conquers again!" Too bad the Yankees will never win a World Series with him on the team.
ARod and Madonna can't you be discreet?
Madge I bet that hard candy was sticky and sweet.
Alex, the Doormen said you came and went,
Practicing Kaballah your love's heaven sent.

Thursdays papers said you got to first base,
Fridays said you had more than fun.
Sunday Cynthia packed up her suitcase.
See how she runs.

ARod and Madonna who would have guessed,
That you'd both express yourselves by having sex.

The price of stardom.

ARod and Madonna lying on a bed,
Thoughts of getting divorced running through their heads.

Saturdays gossip is never ending,
Mondays Yankeees couldn't score a run.
Guy and Cynthias vows need some mending.
Its back to square one.

ARod and Madonna yes you like to cheat,
After four minutes you're both red as a beet.

All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Michael Pacholek - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, it's hard to score runs on Monday when you're not even scheduled. Doesn't mean A-Rod didn't score, though. But the Yankees WILL win the World Series this year, and maybe this week, after they end the myth of the Tampa Bay Rays, some of you will start believing. By the way, your pacing is WAY off. A good idea, but poorly executed. Not unlike some of A-Rod's October swings.
Max Power - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I hope A-Rod will finally win one with the Yankees just so that he can either finally get people like Lupica off his back or at least see if they attack him again regardless, I'm willing to bet the latter however knowing Lupica. Speaking of Lupica, he'll never get off Jose Reyes' back for disturbing reasons. Another thing, I had a weird dream few nights ago in which the Yankees won the World Series after losing A-Rod to a season ending injury few games into April, it gets blurry afterwards after they turn into football team called the Giants. It's difficult to maintain my goodluck facial hair when your parents wanted you to shave it off once it gets too think to them.
UnKnownVo - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, T-Wise, This is a gem and indeed priceless . . . Too bad the characters are so lowdown ! They need to be nuked by the ~ROD Squad~
Guy - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Tony - Back in high school the coaches always warned us to abstain from frolic with the opposite sex before a game. Apparently ARod never took that advice to heart. No wonder he's such a loser. Fine write here. If this parody were a baseball player it's batting average would be .555.

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