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Song Parodies -> "Hey Lounge Singer"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Soul Sister"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hey Lounge Singer"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

This was my first idea and even though I considered "Hey Hare Krishna", "Hey Serial Killer", etc. Ultimately I decided this was the best choice.
Stay away. stay away stay away

Your playing stinks. You'd sound better with a few more drinks
People want to forget ya even after they met you the first time
Its my rotten luck stuck her as you sing I scream, "you suck, you suck"
Who knew you were nearsighted when the piano and you collided it was sublime.

Hey Lounge singer did you get the finger? Was it Radiohead, the Grateful Dead, you weren't sexy singing Right Said Fred."
Hey Lounge singer I don't want to hear a single word from you...tonight.

Stay away, stay away stay away.

Past your prime, your lame jokes redefined bad taste for all to see
You caused an altercation and gave some guy on vacation a big black eye
I wasn't impressed, I got a headache when you wouldn't take song requests
I'm laughing at you,you're a burden, not Nirvana
But you're a headliner somewhere in your mind.

Hey Lounge Singer did you get the finger? Was it Jackson Browne, the Jackson Five, with those platform shoes you can't hide.
Hey Lounge Singer please don't try and follow me home again...tonight.

You wanted your own fan club, but after watching its a hug that you need
I'm Bugs Bunny your Elmer Fudd. I sit here waiting for you to blow me up
You see now I want to alone finally
In fact I wanted to thank the Barkeep
He turned on the TV and then it was time for you to leave.

Hey Lounge Singer did you get the finger? Was it Johnny cash or the Clash, if only you knew how to make a splash.
Hey Lounge Singer I want to miss anything anywhere you do...goodnight.
Hey Lounge Singer why don't you sing somewhere by yourself, alone...tonight.

Stay away, stay away stay away
Stay away, stay away stay away.

All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Total Votes: 2

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Old Man Ribber - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Tony - This guy sounds like a real lounge lizard! Fine parody! ;D
TW - January 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR. I'm getting a great reaction when I sing this.
Dan Creeden - January 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Appearing, ONE NIGHT ONLY!!! At the 555 Club. :)

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