Song Parodies -> Don't Let Marisa Miller Stay Married

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"

Original Performer:

Elton John

  
Parody Song Title:

"Don't Let Marisa Miller Stay Married"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

There must be a 101 Vanessa Hudgens song parodies here, but not one about Marisa Miller? Its almost unconscionable (if only I could spell that word).
You're out of sight, can you say ridiculous.
I saw your pictures and I want to take a bite.
My eyes are tired, I burned a hole through my TV.
I'd be more than happy to call you my Wife.

When we date you know that I'll be drooling.
In a trance I'm eating food with a knife.
Angel, I'd move to Santa Cruz just to be with you.
Behind closed doors you'd see that I'm larger than life.

Don't let Marisa Miller stay married.
I can't help myself I want to get to know her physically.
I'd just apologize to your Husband and say I'm sorry.
Please lose that Wedding ring,
Don't let Marisa Miller stay Married.

I'd be stoked, if I could just call you mine.
Don't be upset if I want to cop a feel.
Don't give up on me because I ride a bike and not a car.
You know when my hands see your curves they won't yield.

Don't let Marisa Miller stay married.
There are many things in life I can live without, but girl you I need.
You like surfing, I like frisbee, we both like ice cream.
You make my manhood sing,
Don't let Marisa Miller stay married.

Please let Marisa Miller go down on me.
I can't help myself I want to getto know her physically.
I'd just apologize to your Husband and say I'm sorry.
I want more than a fling,
Please let Marisa Miller go down on me.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.
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