Song Parodies -> Stacy Keibler's Elf
| Original Song Title: | "All By Myself" |
| Original Performer: | Eric Carmen |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stacy Keibler's Elf" |
| Parody Written by: | Tony Wiseguy |
Dear Santa, I know this is the 40th year in a row that I've been bad, but its not like I killed anyone. Do you think it would be okay if I could be Stacy Keibler's Elf? Please....pretty please.....pretty please with whip cream on top.
Saw you in Maxim.
I knew I had to write this song.
You can kick my ass for fun.
Or dance till dawn.
Funny bone,
I'd tickle yours till you explode.
But forgive me if my eyes roam.
Its my hormones.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I wanna be Stacy Keibler's Elf that's for sure.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I long to be Stacy Keibler's Elf, happy and sore.
It's you I adore.
My sense of humor is insured.
You're a sexy nerd I'd explore,
On the dance floor.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I wanna be Stacy Keibler's Elf and more.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I long to be Stacy Keibler's Elf, I'm no bore.
Saw you in Maxim.
I knew I had to sing this song.
Please wrestle me for fun.
Or dance till dawn.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I wanna be Stacy Keibler's Elf on the floor.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I long to be Stacy Keibler's Elf, happy and sore.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I wanna be Stacy Keibler's Elf that's for sure.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I long to be Stacy Keibler's Elf not her Chauffeur.
I knew I had to write this song.
You can kick my ass for fun.
Or dance till dawn.
Funny bone,
I'd tickle yours till you explode.
But forgive me if my eyes roam.
Its my hormones.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I wanna be Stacy Keibler's Elf that's for sure.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I long to be Stacy Keibler's Elf, happy and sore.
It's you I adore.
My sense of humor is insured.
You're a sexy nerd I'd explore,
On the dance floor.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I wanna be Stacy Keibler's Elf and more.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I long to be Stacy Keibler's Elf, I'm no bore.
Saw you in Maxim.
I knew I had to sing this song.
Please wrestle me for fun.
Or dance till dawn.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I wanna be Stacy Keibler's Elf on the floor.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I long to be Stacy Keibler's Elf, happy and sore.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I wanna be Stacy Keibler's Elf that's for sure.
Stacy Keibler's Elf.
I long to be Stacy Keibler's Elf not her Chauffeur.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.
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