I can't remember ever having a valentine
Dating is tough enough but when it
Comes to ladies I have no luck
I only ever wanted to suck face but
I seem to creep girls out when I say
They look delicious and now I'm strange
Believe me I'm difficult to be around but hey
They say even obnoxious people need some love too.

Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo I was depressed again last night
And boo hoo hoo hoo over time I'm turning blue, I'm turning blue
I am never never ever getting my act together
I am never never ever getting my act together
Ask me if I have friends, really what friends I'm lonely
And I am never never never ever getting my act together....like never.

I've got a few bad habits and pick fights
Like farting and burping that sound alike
And I'll find a way to hide my doubt and anxiety
Behind a wall of hoarded items that were never mine.

Boo hoo hoo hoo I hated myself again tonight
And boo hoo hoo hoo over time I'm turning blue, I'm turning blue
I am never never ever getting my act together
I am never never ever getting my act together
Ask me if I have friends, really what friends I just sleep
And I am never never never ever getting my act together
Boo hoo hoo hoo, boo hoo hoo hoo boo hoo hoo hoo, oh no, oh no.

I once believed I could get it together forever
But it still seems like its an ongoing endeavor
(And I still can't find work and I'm disorganized too
And I'm like I don't know why I bothered with rehab you know
I am never getting my act together, like never) Noooo!
I am never never ever getting my act together
I am never never ever getting my act together
Ask me if I have friends, really what friends I'm lonely
And I am never never never ever getting my act together
Me (boo hoo hoo hoo boo hoo hoo hoo) no act together
Me oh not getting my act together
Ask me if I have friends, really what friends I just sleep
And I am never never never ever getting my act together.