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Song Parodies -> "I'm Only Happy When I Get Laid"

Original Song Title:

"Only Happy When It Rains"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Garbage

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Only Happy When I Get Laid"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I'm not really using any bad words here but I thought it was funny after I sang it back.
I'm only happy when I get laid
I'm only happy when I've ejaculated
Even though I know you can't anticipate it
I'm only happy when I get laid.

You know I love it when you share my bed
And it feels so good when you give me head
I'm only happy when I get laid.

Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off for me
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off for me.

I'm only happy when I get laid
It feels good when you use your tongue
And you like the fact that I'm well hung
I'm only happy when I get laid.

I always smile in the dark
Seeing you nude is no physical handicap
And I won't need an aphrodisiac
I'm only happy when I get laid
You'll be exhausted by the time we're through
And I'll ask if it was good for you
I'm only happy when I get laid.

Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off for me
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off for me
Take your clothes off
Take your clothes off for me
Take your clothes off
You can squeeze my anatomy
Yes it's beyond compare.

I'm only happy when I get laid
You want to go and try a new position
Let's get wild and lose our inhibitions
I'm only happy when I get laid.

Take your clothes off for me
I'm only happy when I get laid
Take your clothes off for me
I'm only happy when I get laid
Take your clothes off for me
I'm only happy when I get laid
Take your clothes off for me
I'm only happy when I get laid.

I'm only happy when I get laid
Take your clothes off for me
Take your clothes off for me
Take your clothes off for me
Take your clothes off for me
Take your clothes off for me
Take your clothes off for me.

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2LD4U - August 23, 2021 - Report this comment
This parody should be called "Nympho Rock."

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