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Song Parodies -> "I'm Horny"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Sorry"

Original Performer:

Brenda Lee

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Horny"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I'm horny, so horny,
That all I want to do is drool.
I didn't know,
I popped a woody in the pool.
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, no.

You tell me pancakes,
Will take my mind off the fun.
But I'll still be,
Humping that sofa when I'm done.

(I'm horny) I'm horny.
(So horny) So horny.
Always watching pornography.
But sex is good,
And missing sex is sorry.
Oh, oh, oh oh
Oh, yes.

You tell me cheese steaks,
Will help control that inner demon.
But that sofa,
Will be satisfied when I'm done.
Oh, oh, oh oh
Oh, yes.

I'm horny, so horny,
Please forgive my nudity.
But sex is good,
And missing sex is sorry.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Christie Marie M - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
This should be Tiger Woods theme song! LOL! 5's!
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TW - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Well Christie if it were Tiger Woods theme song, I'd have to call it, "I'm Perpetually Horny"!

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