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Song Parodies -> "Jennifer Aniston"

Original Song Title:

"Jennifer Juniper"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Jennifer Aniston"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Dear Jen, the bad news is Brad and Angelina might be having another kid, the good news.... is that I'm still available! I'll do everything I can to make you forget about Brad, you won't even want to call his Mom anymore!
Jennifer Aniston, yes I'd be your friend.
Jennifer Aniston on me you can depend.
Am I sweating? yes profusely.
Heavy petting, absolutely.
I'd inhale you Jennifer my drug.

Jennifer Aniston please don't be so sad.
Jennifer Aniston I'll make you forget Brad.
Would I spank her? yes nice and slow.
Is she moaning? yes I hope so.
I'd inhale you Jennifer my drug.

I'm thinking of a movie where we don't have to break up.
You're dressed as a french maid as we make love all day,
No Vince, no Brad, no Ross just me and you.

Jennifer Aniston you brought sexy back.
Jennifer Aniston I crave you more than crack.
Would I fondle her? Yes for sure.
Would I grope her? I'm a Massuere.
I'd inhale you Jennifer my drug.
Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston.

Jennifer Aniston you can be my Queen.
Jennifer Aniston do you like whipped cream?
Does she speak French? I could care less.
I'd be there to help her undress.
I'd inhale you Jennifer my drug.
Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Aniston.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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John Barry - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Laughed my Aniston off!
Guy - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Made my head hurt - I'll have to take some anacinĀ® now myself. I can tell you are a guy who knows what he wants but I can only give you 5s. Take 'em with cold shower and be satisfied.
littleCupCakes - December 09, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody is most compeling, Sir ! I don't know who you are . . . My ex-husband, perhaps?!?! But alas, all I can do is spray on a bit of RED DOOR pefume and recall the memories of his passionate kisses!
TW - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks guys thanks for the great comments. I've changed the one line to "Would she like it" instead of "is she moaning" because I thought it fit better. I know Rick Duncan did this parody once before, but all ideas I come up with are uniquely my own.
littleCupCakes - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Sir, your 'moaning' gets you another -555- But it is your 'inhaling' that is Sooooo deliciously wicked !

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