Song Parodies -> "A Gay Guys Life"

Original Song Title:

"A Hard Day's Night"

Original Performer:

"A Gay Guys Life"

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The Lyrics

Now before anyone gets the wrong idea I just want you to know I'm good friends with a gay guy here in LA. As a matter of fact this man is so nice he'd give you the shirt off his back.

Its been a gay guys life, he's been in New York far too long
Its been a gay guys life, hey all you straight men move along
But when he moved to LA he found there more guys who were gay
And they're just his type.

You know he loves ballet, its just one of those things
And he hates it when people say that he doesen't know how to sing
So why the hell does he tan? He's an Adam Lambert fan
And he likes it that way.

He was alone, lonlier than he had the right
He was alone, lonliest most at night, night yeah.

Its been a gay guys life and he's been harassed a lot
Its been a gay guys life and he's always hot to trot
But when he moved to LA he found there more guys who were gay
And now he sleeps at night Owww!

So why the hell should you care if he dyes his hair
You know he's proud today.

He was alone, lonlier than he had the right
He was alone, lonliest most at night, night yeah.

Its been a gay guys life and he might break out into song
Its been a gay guys life and he won't stay single for long
But when he moved to LA he found there were more guys who were gay
And they're just his type
And now they're just his type
And now they're just his type.

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Patrick - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment

What other articles of clothing might he give you? Why don't you send a copy of this to Westboro Baptist Church, 3701 SW 12th Street, Topeka, KS 66604. Fred will love it (carnally).

Jonathan - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment

when you say something's gay do you realize what you say? knock it off! nyuk nyuk just kidding! 5's

Old Man Ribber - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment

Tony - I've only HEARD that this is accurate. ;D

Dave W. - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment

Hmmm...Fits well in an episode of one of those Seth Mcfarlane cartoon shows, maybe the one with the talking dog ?

Lifeliver - March 13, 2013 - Report this comment

Not very pc (not nec a bad thing), but possibly offensive to gays. This piece is somewhat devalued by the missing apostrophe in guy's, much too basic an error to score well, and the critical extra syllable in the third line of the verses, making it awkward to sing along.

My country yobbo (Aussie redneck) brother was fond of saying 'I'm not a poofta, but I f---d I guy who knows one!', apparently his way of relieving homophobic tensions, but you just can't say things like that any more.

British comedy team Stephen Fry (openly gay) and Hugh Laurie did an interesting sketch once substituting the word 'gay' for 'homosexual', reclaiming the word for general application, (e.g. 'The garden's looking very homosexual this morning!') but they didn't go far enough. Great parodic possibilities here:

Frankie Lymon & the Teenagers: 'Why do birds sing so homosexually?'
West Side Story: 'I feel pretty and witty and homosexual'
Then there's the Fred Astaire movie 'The Homosexual Divorcee', and the fateful Hiroshima bomber, the 'Enola Homosexual' ...

Sorry, raving again.

TW - March 14, 2013 - Report this comment

I'm certainly glad there was no intense backlash to this parody. I really am friends with a gay guy and he once gave me a Subway card. It only had $5 on it but it was the thought that counts. Hey never say never but this will possibly be the last gay guy parody I write.

Giggity Fagmire - January 27, 2016 - Report this comment

So your gay friend will let me s*** on his back? What's his number?

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