All the young Interns at the Capitol they do the same dance don't you know.
If you ask them politely oh whey oh they'll fall to their knees and blow.

All the scandal and corruption covers everything under the sun oh,
Government oh whey oh yeah makes it seem so homespun.
Is it fact or fiction? Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh.
Talk like a Politician.

The clueless public cast their votes, run home and then they slit their wrists.
They've got the creeps oh whey oh.
They just elected a Bolshevist.
All the bored Reporters so desperate for stories they search for answers,
Than the phone rings oh whey oh they're talking like Politicians.
All the Reporters in Washington say ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh,
Talk like a Politician.

Its like a dehumidifier for your brain absorb the nonsense its all mundane,
Like minutia oh whey oh, like donations for a smear campaign.

If you want to find all the liars theyre singing in the church choir.
They clap and preach oh whey oh. They get drunk and talk on "Crossfire".

All the smarmy Lawyers with their suits, the freaky Judges have Prostitutes,
And the Lobbyists know oh whey oh they talk the talk like Politicians.

All the liars in the church choir sing ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh,
Talk like a Politician. Talk like a Politician.