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Song Parodies -> "Who'll Save David Blaine?"

Original Song Title:

"Who'll Stop the Rain"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Who'll Save David Blaine?"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Wrote this after the debacle in New York where he had to be rescued because he couldn't hold breath long enough. If this guy were doing magic when Houdini was around he'd be dead by now. Now I know what turns girls on....wrinkled skin!
Who could ever forget the day he almost drown.
Was it profound or boring? Celebrities all around.
If he lives please page us. Where is the illusion?
And I wonder, can he be dumber?
Who'll save David Blaine?

He lived in a bubble, seeking safety from flying food.
Crapping in adult diapers, he's the star of the show.
No sex or three course meals, can he survive a freight train?
And I wonder, can he be dumber?
Who'll save David Blaine?

Saw all the people praying. Cheering the media whore.
Will he disappear forever? Damn I forgot my popcorn.
Still I kept on snoring, wished I had ten beers.
And I wonder, can he be dumber?
Who'll save David Blaine?

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