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Song Parodies -> "I was Born a Peepin' Tom"

Original Song Title:

"Rambli' Man"

Original Performer:

The Allman Brothers Band

Parody Song Title:

"I was Born a Peepin' Tom"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

If I could just get paid to do it!
Judge, I was born a Peepin' Tom.
Foggin' up windows all day and night long.
And when its time for lookin' I know that its so wrong.
Well I was born a Peepin' Tom.

Well now that I've moved out here to California,
I want to spy on Jennifer Aniston.
Now I can't be distracted, don't want to lose focus,
But my work here's just begun.

Judge, I was born a Peepin' Tom.
Stalking girls from new York to Hong Kong.
When its time for lookin' I know I don't belong.
Well I was born a Peepin' Tom.

I've had office jobs and they're all boring.
There's never anything there to see.
I don't get paid, but I'm glad to have a bush with a view,
And nude girls are delicious to me.

Judge, I was born a Peepin" Tom.
Following chicks home from the hair salon.
And when its time for lookin, you know I'm up at dawn.
Well I was born a Peepin" Tom.

Judge, I was born a Peepin' Tom.
Judge, I was born a Peepin' Tom.
Judge, I was born a Peepin' Tom.
Judge, I was born a Peepin' Tom.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Total Votes: 6

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Guy - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Sooo - Mr. Wiseguy, you are one of these kind of peeple? So is this the only parody to make the registered sex offender list? This parody gives a whole new meaning to the term "Private Eye". Fun idea to an enjoyable OS. I like this awful eyeful. Too bad the judge is giving you 5 years.
Below Average Dave - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Well, luckily I'm neither female or attractive, so I don't have to worry about you. 5s
Michael Pacholek - April 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Somehow, I don't think that's what Melissa Etheridge had in mind when she sang "Come to My Window."
Mark Scotti - April 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Stalkingly good parody...
Christie Marie M - April 12, 2009 - Report this comment
ROFL LOL LMAO!!!! Still laughing! Songs about Peeping Tom's are funny...well, not really that funny when it happens to a bunch of innocent girls. But you wrote a hilarious song about it. It reminds me of this movie Men At Work where Louis mentions "So, are we just going to stand there like long distance peeping toms?" That's the funniest line in the movie! I echo all comments above. Mr. Wiseguy, you won a "Tony" award for your song! 555!
TW - April 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy, B.A.D., Michael, Mark and Christie Marie. When you write a funny parody, its a lot like hitting a home run. This is the closest I'll get to putting that ball over the fence! I got this idea from a friend who made the comment to me, "I wasn't born a Peepin' Tom like you".

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