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Song Parodies -> "Put My Hand on your Shoulder"

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Head on my Shoulder"

Original Performer:

Paul Anka

Parody Song Title:

"Put My Hand on your Shoulder"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Joe Biden just saw a woman struggling to carry several bags at once. He offered to give her a hand and than put his hands on her shoulders, what a guy. Joe Biden has his own theme song, its Touch Me by the Doors! Pres. Obama was asked recently about the behavior of Joe Biden. He declined to comment. He said it was a touchy subject!
Put my hand on your shoulder
And tell me that I'm creepy
Scare you with delight
And guess what I'm not through.

Lean close, whisper in your ear
Can I get any nearer, maybe
Divorce your husband baby
You and I could fall in love
(You and I could fall in love).

Don't fear me I have no shame
No shame or discipline
I won't go away
No matter what you say
And soon I'll be under your skin.

Put my hand on your shoulder
Squeeze you tight baby
And I won't disappear
Show me, show me some cleavage too
(Show me some cleavage too).

Put my hand on your shoulder
Whisper in your ear babu
Now don't shed a tear baby
Put my hand on your shoulder.
If Joe Biden was a Massage Therapist, do you think he could handle it?!

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Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 7

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Jonathan - March 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Joey Joey Joey we all have urges but we must not act on them! 5's

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