American Idol get off my TV.
American Idol you're off key.
I can't sing, what's my score?
That William Hung is such an eyesore.
Paula I want to spank you.
Let's make plans for a rendezvous.
American Idol you're not in Cold Play.
American Idol you're no Green Day.

American Idol stay off my TV.
American Idol stop boring me.
Start a rock group and call it the Doors.
Simons' put downs are verbal blood and gore.
Its not easy to vocalize,
When girls are making goo goo eyes.
American Idol you're not in Cold Play.
American Idol you're no Green Day.

American Idol stop singing and pray.
American Idol you're no Doris Day.
Who got left on the cutting room floor?
call yourself, "Who Wants to be a Whore".
Where are all the limousines?
I don't see any mob scenes.
Its not easy to vocalize,
When guys are making goo goo eyes.
American Idol get off my TV.
American Idol try karate.

Go got to get off my TV, leave my TV, now go go go.
You're just make believe.
You're just make believe.
You'll survive, you'll survive.
You'll survive,You'll survive.
Get a college degree or join U2
Gonna tell you a little lie when i say go bowling for soup.
You know you're make believe.
You know there's no doubt.
You know you're make believe.
You know there's no doubt.
Yes, you're make believe Idol.
Goodbye American loser.
Goodbye American Idol.