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Song Parodies -> "Like a Worn Out Sex Toy"

Original Song Title:

"Rhinestone Cowboy"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Like a Worn Out Sex Toy"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I'd like to dedicate this parody to all the women who'd like to sleep with me but can't because they have to deal with that evil person called there significant other! Tough break.
Sis, you've been in your room for so long
Just turning yourself on
You know where your g-spot is and you're exploding like Pompeii
I bet your vibrator has a name
You must have more miles on it than my old Chevrolet
They'll be gobs of enthusiasm
On the way to your orgasms
Don't tell me you need another new battery.

Like a worn out sex toy
You've done more exploration and probing than Jacques Cousteau
Like a worn out sex toy
You've got your very own peeping tom but you don't even know
You won't even answer your phone.

In the masturbation hall of fame
There sits a plaque with your name
And the Guinness Book of World Records called ten times today
You don't care who knows what you do
With a wide screen TV and a window people can see through
I'm surprised you don't have spasms
On the way to your orgasms
I'm gonna start selling tickets and charge a fee.

Like a worn out sex toy
You bought your last boyfriend and his name was Joe dildo
Like a worn out sex toy
Dogs are howling all night long and believe me you don't even know
Please stop watching "Deep Throat".

Like a worn out sex toy
I'm afraid to turn on my computer cause I'll see your video
Like a worn out sex toy.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Michael Pacholek - June 01, 2010 - Report this comment
That's no way to talk about Michael Douglas. Who's not yet as old as Jacques Cousteau was, but Cousteau looked younger. (Great line, by the way!)
Lee - June 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Dirty, but some clever rhymes. 5's.
NorCALbunny - June 02, 2010 - Report this comment
pleaseSeeAbove - June 02, 2010 - Report this comment
^ for Lord Pacholek above . . . SirMichaelD is more like the ~EnergizerBunny~ , Sir ! He just never stops going . . . .
TW - June 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael hope you like the next one! Well Lee, its dirty in the sense of its subject matter, but at the same time I tried not to use any offensive words/language. Wrote this three years ago.
edbulmer - June 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Fantastic job, love it. I've got one called Brokeback cowboy if you ever want to hear it.

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