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Song Parodies -> "Penelope Cruz"

Original Song Title:

"Sea Cruise"

Original Performer:

Frankie Ford

Parody Song Title:

"Penelope Cruz"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Hey Penelope who the hell needs Matthew McConaughey? I hope its not true you're dating that bald Kingsly guy. You could do so much better, yeah you could be going out with me! Would somebody please tell me all the syllables match. I'm losing sleep over this!
There are so many movie roles for you to choose,
You know I'm gonna give you good reviews.
So take a chance and kick off your shoes,
Star in my porno flick Penelope Cruz.

Penelope, Penelope baby,
Penelope, Penelope baby,
Penelope, Penelope baby, star in my porno flick Penelope Cruz.

Ain't no big production, just you and me.
Now who the hell needs Matthew McConaughey?

I've got a dirty mind I want to see your rack.
Having sex with you will give me a heart attack.
So take a chance and kick off your shoes,
Star in my porno flick Penelope Cruz.

Penelope, Penelope baby,
Penelope, Penelope baby,
Penelope, Penelope baby, star in my porno flick Penelope Cruz.

The earth'll be movin' you'll be satisfyin'.
Now we'll form a conga line and bump and grind.
So take a chance and kick off your shoes,
Star in my porno flick Penelope Cruz.

Penelope, Penelope baby,
Penelope, Penelope baby,
Penelope, Penelope baby, star in my porno flick Penelope Cruz.

Ain't no big production, just a home movie.
Now who the hell needs Matthew McConaughey?

Penelope, Penelope baby,
Penelope, Penelope baby,
Penelope, Penelope baby, star in my porno flick Penelope Cruz.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Michael Pacholek - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz! She reigns from Spain, and mainly drives me insane! (By a weird concidence, the security code for this comment was "FAB." She sure is!)
Ann Hammond - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang

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