Old age you despise this ugly reality.
Old for plastic surgery.
Yes you feel anger, all those creams.
Once young you look like a horror movie.
You're too old for plastic surgery.
You're no Stefani or Jolie.
You're too old for plastic surgery.
Old for plastic surgery.
Old for plastic surgery.

Overbites, how time flies.
The mirror breaks you want to run and hide.
It's your golden jubilee.
Now you're married to Al Bundy.
Your face could part the red sea.
This old age is for eternity.
You're too old for plastic surgery.
Cigarettes lead to immortality.

I tell you don't waste your money.
You're too old for plastic surgery.
Your name isn't Lindsay or Britney.
You're too old for plastic surgery.
Old for plastic surgery.
Old for plastic surgery.

Overbites, how time flies.
A Surgeon speaks, that Surgeon lies.
Its your golden jubilee.
Now you're married to Al Bundy.

You've got a grandson.
You hide in shame.
Take a stroll down memory lane.
You're the scariest thing you've ever seen.
You're too old for plas-tic sur-gery.
You're too old, you're too old, you're too old, you're too old,
You're too old, you're too old, you're too old,
You're too old for plastic surgery.