Song Parodies -> "Who Can Bail Me Out"

Original Song Title:

"Who Can It Be Now"

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Original Performer:

"Who Can Bail Me Out"

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The Lyrics

People should get the bail out money, not corporations.

Who can bail me out they repossessed my dog.
I thought that was against the law.
You can say this recession bites.
I want my money,so that I'm set for life.
All i need is a cell phone.
I've got no savings, and i need a loan.
I'll be in debt till I'm 85.
Credit cards, left me high and dry.

Who can bail me out?
Who can bail me out?
Who can bail me out?
Who can bail me out?

Who can bail me out I have no home.
My Wife left me, now I'm all alone.
If girls call what can I say?
I'm on food stamps, will i ever get a date?
I invested with Bernie Madoff,
There's nothing left of my material wealth.
I haven't paid taxes since i don't know when.
If the IRS take my cd's, it'll be the end.

Who can bail me out?
Who can bail me out?
Who can bail me out?
Who can bail me out?

Is it the end of government aid?
What can I get for free?
I have no future without this dream....
Its called the lottery.

Oh...Who can bail me out?
Oh...Who can bail... who can bail...
Yeah yeah yeah.

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rob - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment

lighten up dude, give socialism, poverty, demon rule and the demise of freedom and america a chance. it might be cool to recreate the hitler era via our muslum puke...

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