Song Parodies -> "More Than Caitlyn"

Original Song Title:

"More Than A Woman"

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Original Performer:

"More Than Caitlyn"

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The Lyrics

This is not a diatribe against transgender people and I don't hate Caitlyn Jenner. This is looking at it from the perspective of someone who has had sensory overload with the whole Caitlyn Jenner phenomena.

Girl, now you're uglier than hell
I don't care what you have to say
I want to ignore you but
Whenever I turn on the TV I see your face.

I'm overwhelmed by your sight
You're always in the news and
Who really cares what you wear tonight
I will always think of you as Bruce.

Your very existence makes me feel comatose
My stomach is turning in distress
And I'm secretly hoping that you might die.

And now that you're a lady
You've got a bustline.
Just take those gold medals
And make them shine.

More than Caitlyn, more than Bruce Jenner to me
More than Caitlyn, more than Bruce Jenner to me.

There were awards and interviews
But what I really want to now is
How often do you stare at yourself
Put that book back on a bookshelf.

Walking into the wrong bathroom
Makes you look confused again
Is it eye-liner or shaving cream
If you had to choose between them?

We know by now that you aren't camera shy
And you're not afraid of talk shows
And if you go away I'd be happy and 😢.

And now that you're a lady
You've got a bustline.
Just take those gold medals
And make them shine.

More than Caitlyn, more than Bruce Jenner to me
More than Caitlyn, more than Bruce Jenner to me.

More than Caitlyn, more than Bruce Jenner to me.
More than Caitlyn, more than Bruce Jenner to me.

More than Caitlyn, more than Bruce Jenner to me.
More than Caitlyn, more than Bruce Jenner to me.

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