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Song Parodies -> "Marcia Brady"

Original Song Title:

"Foxy Lady"

Original Performer:

Jimi Hendrix

Parody Song Title:

"Marcia Brady"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

I know there are other parodies out there about Marcia Brady, but this was just my take on a familiar classic.
You know you're a perfect little teenager
You know you're hotter than a drum major

I wanna jump your bones.
Your Mom's not my type, no.
Jan is too dorky, you're fine real fine
Ooh, Marcia Brady

I heard you swapped sex for cocaine
Did you have Davy Jones on the brain?!
Ah, I'll break it down
I know I'm going blind
From watching you in reruns all the time
Cindys too young, you're fine real fine
Marcia Brady
Number one

You went and broke your nose.
That ball was hard, no
Alice is ugly, you're fine real fine

Bubblegum I'll get cha
Marcia Brady
Wholesome and good
Yeah, Marcia
Yeah, don't play dumb
Yeah, grab it, babe.
You make me feel like
M$$$$$$$$*$' Marcia
Marcia Brady

All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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 5   4

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Old Man Ribber - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! Why is it always Marcia! ;D
Phil Nelson - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Good tribute. I only ever watched a few episodes but still liked the parody. 5's

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