Song Parodies -> "Oh Yeah Maria Sharapova (I Love Her)"

Original Song Title:

"It's Only Rock 'n Roll (But I Like it)"

Original Performer:

"Oh Yeah Maria Sharapova (I Love Her)"

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The Lyrics

Dear Maria, I'd give anything to be a tennis ball during one of your matches. Yeah, you could hold me tight, serve me and smack me around all at once. You may have lost the Australian Open...but you can still win a date with me. All you have to do is leave your phone number and address in the comments section. I promise to keep in touch.

If I could follow her all over the world
Show up wherever she goes
Would I be a stalker or off my rocker?
Would I be wearing any clothes?, any clothes?

If I got a date would she tolerate
My obscene phone calls?
Would it throw her off her tennis game?
Would she serve my big balls?, my big balls?

I said oh yeah Maria Sharapova I love her.
Oh yeah Maria Sharapova I love her, love her, yes I do.
Well I love her. I love her. I love her.
Said can't you tell this horny guy is shameless?

If I could find out where she lives
I'd be there every day.
Would it undermine her public trust?
Would I get to first base?, or go all the way?

If I could stroke her long blonde hair
Would she get so outraged?
Would she be delighted? Would she get excited?
Would she think I'm deranged?, I'm deranged?

I said oh yeah Maria Sharapova I love her.
Oh yeah Maria Sharapova I love her, love her, yes I do.
Well I love her uh yeah, I love her I love her.
Said can't you tell this horny guy is shameless?

Hmm, and believe me I forgot all about Anna Kournikova,
Because in tennis, you're the hottest supernova, whoo yeah.

I said oh yeah Maria Sharapova I love her.
I said oh yeah Maria Sharapova I love her.
I said oh yeah Maria Sharapova I love her, love her, yes I do.
Well I love her, I love her. I love her....

Don't try this at home kids. All my lyrics are copyrighted.

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Michael Pacholek - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment

A power shot. Although, yesterday in Florida, she got shellacked 6-1, 6-1 by Serena Williams. Who also had security remove a heckler yelling racist taunts. Beauty, booty, and the beast.

John Barry - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment

Now I understand the use of the word "love" in tennis scoring. 5-5-5, match point.

Kristof Robertson - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment

Brilliant title sub, Tony...and the parody lived up to the initial promise. Personally, I've got a huge crush on Billy Jean King....what's that? She's a WHAT? Shoot....;-) 555

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