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Song Parodies -> "I'll Lick you Miss USA"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Lick you Miss USA"

Parody Written by:

Tony Wiseguy

The Lyrics

Did you ever experience that happy puppy dog feeling? Well that's how I feel about Miss USA. Tara did something for the Miss USA paegent, she brought "sexy" back. I don't know about you guys but I'm looking for a woman who sleeps around, snorts coke and gets drunk. Thats my kind of woman! Party on Tara!
Hard, you've been partying hard.
You're snorting coke, drinking at the bar.
Sorry, you're really sorry, for lack of clothes.
You're from Kentucky.

Now who cares if I'm twice your age?
I'll lick you Miss USA.
Right there on your bed at Trump Place.
I'll lick you Miss USA.

Coke, we'll snort it each and every day.
We'll party 'till they carry you away.
We'll drink up a storm.
Take New York by storm.

Loose, is that your middle name?
We'll have sex again and again.
If you're cold I'll keep you warm.
I'm a blanket I'll keep you warm.

You're not like all the other girls.
I'll lick you Miss USA.
We'll go dancing in all the clubs around the world.
I'll lick you Miss USA.

Let's have a threesome with Katie Blair.
I'll lick you Miss USA.
Smoke some pot in our underwear.
I'll lick you Miss USA.

I'll lick you Miss USA, I'll lick you Miss USA, I'll lick you Miss USA,
I'll lick you Miss USA, today.
Today, today, today today.
Tara you're so horny today.
Have you tried LSD today?
Yes you I'll bang, today.
Yes you I'll bang, today.
Today, today, today today.

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